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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    1) I pictured a rainbow
    2) I had flashes
    3) I saw the crescent
    keep your trousers up!

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  • vetran
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    1. I described a breaded chicken fillet as a giant chicken nugget to get a 4 year old to eat it.
    2. I cooked said fillet perfectly.
    3. My 1 year old daughter fell asleep on me but kept waking up to find daddy when I spoke.

    yep still easy.

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  • mudskipper
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    1) I pictured a rainbow
    2) I had flashes
    3) I saw the crescent

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  • EternalOptimist
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    1) I dont plant taters
    2) I dont plant cotton
    3) Ole man ribber, he keeps on rollin along

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  • mudskipper
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    Facebook friends getting increasingly desperate. Definitely scraping the bottom of the positive barrel now.


    I suggested:

    3) This is the last day of trying to think of 3 ****ing positives.

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  • Pogle
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    1. hit my deadline today
    2. Only 15 days to hols
    3. I've still got my original Blockheads t shirt

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  • v8gaz
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    Why don't you get back into bed?

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  • Dactylion
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    Summer
    Buddy Holly
    the working folly

    Good golly
    Miss Molly
    boats

    Hammersmith Palais
    the Bolshoi Ballet
    Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

    18 wheeler Scammels
    dominica camels
    All other mammals plus equal votes

    Seeing Piccadilly
    Fanny sniffin' Willie
    Being rather silly and porridge oats

    A bit of grin and bear it
    a bit of come and share it
    Your welcome we can spare it, yellow socks

    Too short to be haughty
    too nutty to be naughty
    Going on forty no electric shocks

    The juice of a carrot
    the smile of a parrot
    A little drop of claret, anything that rocks

    Elvis and Scotty
    the days when I ain't spotty
    Sitting on a potty, curing smallpox

    Health service glasses
    gigolos and brasses
    Round or skinny bottoms

    Take your mum to Paris
    lighting up a chalice
    Wee Willie Harris

    Bantu Steven Biko
    listening to Reko
    Harpo Groucho Chico

    Cheddar cheese and pickle
    a Vincent motorcycle
    Slap and tickle

    Woody Allan
    Dali
    Domitrie and Pascale

    Balla
    balla
    balla and Volare

    Something nice to study
    phoning up a buddy
    Being in my nuddy

    Saying okey-dokey
    sing-a-long a Smokie
    Coming out a chokie

    John Coltrane's soprano
    Adie Celentano
    Beuno Colino

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    1. Decided I need a creative outlet so I'm going to flog framed landscape photos of North Wales to tourists
    2. The missus is going to make 'made to measure' alternative clothes as a second income to again have a creative outlet
    3. We discovered that Morrisions sell Mead for £4 a bottle!, party on dudes and dudesses!!!!!

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  • pjclarke
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    7) Electric Light
    8) Second sight
    9) Amazing powers of observation.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    1)got a little black book with my poems in
    2)got a bag with my toothbrush and comb in
    3)and if Im a good doggy they sometimes throw me a bone in
    You're bloody lucky, I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on, them swollen hand blues and, to cap it all, I have 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

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  • pjclarke
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    6) Bertrand Russell. Logically.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
    1) An Anode
    2) A Proton
    3) Any integer greater than 0.

    HTH.
    I see what you did there

    Let me add to that:

    4) Lump-end terminal of a battery
    5) HIV

    Except to be HIV positive isn't a very positive start to your day, unless you got it from a gorgeous blonde perhaps

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    I don't think I can find one positive, never mind 3 today.

    I lie, there is one, I'm going home in 90 mins!
    The sun is shining
    The beer / wine is cold
    and the moggies will be pleased to see me.

    see its easy!

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  • pjclarke
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    1) An Anode
    2) A Proton
    3) Any integer greater than 0.

    HTH.

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