A poem for the maths geeks

[EternalOptimist]

JFGI

“A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.”

hows about..


A Dentist, a Pedant and a Bore,
were sat in the pub by the door,
discussing George Orwell,
while ringing the bar bell,
reading 19+( nine squared) and no more

[alluvial]

NLUK says it is

Pah! What does he know?

[tractor]

...

Googling isn't clever you know.

NLUK says it is

[alluvial]

sorry did I spoil the game

Googling isn't clever you know.

[Pondlife]

I'm stealing this and passing it off as my own.

Ta.

[Jubber]

When did you graduate from Killjoy University?

sorry did I spoil the game

[alluvial]

A real pedant would complain that ending three lines with the same word is cheating, though

Ooh, that works as well.
That was fun.

[TheFaQQer]

JFGI

When did you graduate from Killjoy University?

[Jubber]

JFGI

“A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.”

[TheFaQQer]

Hows that?

A real pedant would complain that ending three lines with the same word is cheating, though

[alluvial]

A limerick for you all to enjoy

Twelve plus one-forty-four
Add twenty and three times root four
Divide by seven
Add five times eleven
Gives nine squared plus nought to the four

Hows that?

[tractor]

.....

where is saguru to explain this?

This is maths and poetry not FFS

[BrilloPad]

where is saguru to explain this?

[TheFaQQer]

A limerick for you all to enjoy

((12+144+20+(3*4^(1/2)))/7)+(5*11)=9^2+0