Reply to: Recruitment agencies impersonating in-house recruiters

[psychocandy]

Compare our respective 'likes' to 'posts' ratios, mateypants.

Then rewire, rethink and reconcile.

Oh no. NLUK has got 3.9% likes/posts I've only got 2.24%!

[psychocandy]

I have to admit, it does take guts to make yourself look like such a pillock in front of your peers.

You're not that bad mun NLUK. I'd have said just a bit of a bellend rather than a complete pillock.

[SussexSeagull]

Compare our respective 'likes' to 'posts' ratios, mateypants.

Then rewire, rethink and reconcile.

I think it is fair to comment that popularity isn't NLUK's number one priority when posting.

[DodgyAgent]

1948

[tinopener]

Likes have only been round a very short time and there have been at least three rep overhauls before then... 'mateypants'.

Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty. Need to check Big Boobs Alert now you got me aroused.

See you in the morning, assuming you're still here.

[tinopener]

I knew I would be laughed at but at least I had the guts to do it on behalf of the contractor community

What mandate did you have to do this "on behalf of the contractor community" ?

1948

[northernladuk]

Compare our respective 'likes' to 'posts' ratios, mateypants.

Then rewire, rethink and reconcile.

Likes have only been round a very short time and there have been at least three rep overhauls before then... 'mateypants'.

[tinopener]

I have to admit, it does take guts to make yourself look like such a pillock in front of your peers.

Compare our respective 'likes' to 'posts' ratios, mateypants.

Then rewire, rethink and reconcile.

[DodgyAgent]

I knew I would be laughed at but at least I had the guts to do it on behalf of the contractor community

What mandate did you have to do this "on behalf of the contractor community" ?

[DodgyAgent]

Bob and Tina? Known them for years. They have key parties and have on occasion invited me in at late notice when things have gone flat.

The young couple on the other side?. Look a bit fraudulent to me.

Presumably if they did not invite you in you would complain about the noise.

[northernladuk]

I knew I would be laughed at but at least I had the guts to do it on behalf of the contractor community.

I have to admit, it does take guts to make yourself look like such a pillock in front of your peers.

[tinopener]

How do you get on with your neighbours?

Bob and Tina? Known them for years. They have key parties and have on occasion invited me in at late notice when things have gone flat.

The young couple on the other side?. Look a bit fraudulent to me.

[DodgyAgent]

Ahem, I actually went into the police station and that's where they gave me an action fraud printout. I knew this would be met with consternation and affectionate dismissal as I explained what was going on amidst a sea of chavs and kids with saucepans stuck on their heads.

I knew I would be laughed at but at least I had the guts to do it on behalf of the contractor community.

If they had breathalysed me however, then that would have indeed produced the 'mirth' that you wistfully imagine.

How do you get on with your neighbours?

[tinopener]

I think when you deal with agents ( recruitment and estate ), you really should think you are dealing with criminals.

In this particular instance, you were extremely stupid but on top of that you actually called the police ? I have no doubt you probably were the subject of much mirth round that station that day.

Ahem, I actually went into the police station and that's where they gave me an action fraud printout. I knew this would be met with consternation and affectionate dismissal as I explained what was going on amidst a sea of chavs and kids with saucepans stuck on their heads.

I knew I would be laughed at but at least I had the guts to do it on behalf of the contractor community.

If they had breathalysed me however, then that would have indeed produced the 'mirth' that you wistfully imagine.

[darrylmg]

How about blood doning?

And upgradation.