I draw penises. Large ones, small ones, veiny ones, ones riding planes shooting down germans, alien penises, all kinds of penises, doodles everywhere, I'm kind of obsessed with them.
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Haven't done it for quite a while as just use online newspapers now. I also turned them into monsters with beaks, dropping out eyeballs, huge bat's ears etc.
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My mates mum found a porno mag in his room when she was cleaning once and thought it would be great fun to draw underwear on all the models in permanent marker and put it back where she found it...
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Do you ever draw moustaches ?
Do you ever draw moustaches on the faces in the newspaper ? I used to, sometimes I put scars on them to make them look like frankenstein, or a bolt through the neck.
Boredom I suppose more than anything..
Anyways, Mrs EO has been doing some arts and crafts stuff recently, and she has been decorating these paper mache kits with little bits of paper that she pastes on. She was showing me her giraffe and cat last night, and it occurred to me there was something missing.
I mean, we have cats. Three of them.
Sometimes, when I have had a beer, I am not sure if its a two-eyed cat coming into the room, or a one eyed cat walking backwards out of the room.
To cut a long story short, I designed and implemented a bum-hole for her paper mache cat.
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it seemed quite funny at the time
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