1. Develop a bad back and go sick
2. Punch someone (preferably someone senior)
3. Start calling female colleagues "love" whilst winking at them knowingly
4. Start having long "lunches" at the pub next door.
5. Sit with your feet up on the desk and bounce a tennis ball off the wall in front of you every 10 mins (this actually worked for a mate of mine
)6. When coming back from a rather long "comfort break" always tell the nearest female that you've just "parked your breakfast" and the nearest male to "give it 10 mins"


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