Originally posted by SimonMac
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Next stupid question?
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Because I've got much better things to do with my time (and possibly money spent on accountants) than support any investigation.
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IT gets better:
"Every company must have a well-devised payroll service solution as it plays an important role in the entire payment management system of the company. If the organization bears efficient tools accelerating the payroll services then it will be easier to keep a track of the payments made to the employees and record them well in order to keep it handy for any future references and for preventing any interruption in the entire process. The payroll solutions also help the organization in filing the accounts to the Companies House on yearly basis and with maximum efficacy. We are one of the leading payroll services companies in UK offering an exquisite range of value added services to the companies across UK. Our services include utilities of varied magnitude and the client has all the freedom to select the right set of services suiting their needs and preferences. In other words, we are no doubt the smart enterprise well equipped to extent adequate payroll support to the different UK companies in a better way and assisting them to set up a reliable and efficient image to the mass.
Whatever be the nature of the business, be it a partnership venture or a sole trading initiative or may be something else, we have devised effective tools to take care of each and every accounting aspect of it with payroll management being the principle concern. We offer a superb range of payroll service solutions offered by the host of expert professionals. Our main aim happens to be providing a comprehensive structure of payroll solutions, which will cover the entire payment mechanism of the company and will prevent all probable reasons interrupting the flow of payment. Apart from that, we have the system of offering regular updates to the client and if they are keen to get the book keeping services, then we also provide payroll calculations and returns. So, if you choose us to be one of your friendly payroll services companies UK, satisfaction is guaranteed"
Last edited by LisaContractorUmbrella; 17 May 2011, 12:08.Leave a comment:
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...please don't report them.
Eventually HMRC will get wind and it will tie them in investigation so they can't bother whiter than whites like us
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I love how they invite people to visit their "office", I wonder if many get out alive lol!
On a serious note, is there anyway to report these to the HMRC etc?Leave a comment:
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oooh you evil geniusOriginally posted by stek View Post
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Yeah, you pay no tax and NI and they take 10% for themselves.3. We sort out ALL of your tax and national insurance
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Tempted to fill the 'contact us' with bogus HMRC details, asking if we can visit to check their solution...Leave a comment:
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You'd be surprised Fred - lots of people just can't seem to read past 90% Must come as a hell of a shock when HMR&C come callingOriginally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostLeave a comment:
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I found them too by Googling some of that text. Surely nobody with half an ounce of common sense will sign up for that. Will they?Leave a comment:
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Think I've found them:
********* is one of the best Umbrella Company of UK. We are completely committed to our customers and have set enviable standards in the industry. We don’t make false promises neither do we have an intention to mesmerize you with science. We want to make your life easier and pleasant as a contractor. We adhere to all the HMRC regulations and thus have higher standards of services. If you want make your work life flexible and lucrative, we can help you out. (I'm sure they've run bits from our website through Babelfish)
We are regarded as one of the best Umbrella Companies of the country because of our efficient services. We charge an extremely low weekly fee for the payment processing. Thus you get up to 90% of your money in hand. Being an Umbrella company we area aware of the fact that the your payment is dependant on us. So, we process the invoices very fast and as soon as we receive the time sheets and get your money in your account on the same day.
No other Umbrella services are so adept at handling payments at such a fast pace. We process your money through PAYE system that ensures protection form future tax liabilities. And you are also secured as an employee by our company insurance of 20 million pounds. We are the best medium of contracting. You just have to choose your assignment and then we will take care of all your taxes and invoices. We charge you only when you are working and that’s why we are the best. Get in touch with us to know more about our services and the benefits.
I don't know whether to or 
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Ludicrous claim from an umbrella? Of course it is.
Found this in my spam filter, I won't bother to post the name in an effort to protect the naive.
I do find it amusing when I get spam like this, it's clear they hoovered my email address from a job board.How do you keep up to 90% of your pay?
It's a simple process and it stems from using us as your payroll company. Here's how it works:
1. Send us your timesheets and expenses information
2. We validate your expenses with HMRC and invoice for your work
3. We sort out ALL of your tax and national insurance
4. We pay you with up to 90% returned on your pay, with a text and email confirmation
About Us
We're a reliable, safe, fully HMRC accredited payroll company that provide the freedom of contracting without the hassle, cost or responsibility of managing your own invoices or tax.
We also provide automatic professional liability and professional indemnity insurance for free and you get same-day payment, with text and email confirmations letting you know you've been paid
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