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Previously on "Need help finding IT specialist in Sheffield."

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by unisign124 View Post
    Well someone must know him on here because he has told my missus that a workmate has being saying things like "Whose the daddy" etc but he obviously doesn't know about this thread.
    If he's in touch with your Mrs, and is saying that someone at work is asking him who the daddy is, then maybe your slapper of a wife is the person to ask.

    Surely that would be the obvious thing to be saying when she is telling you "oh, Chris from Sheffield says that a workmate is saying things like who's the daddy..."?

    I'm starting to doubt that this thread is genuine...

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  • BoredBloke
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    Do you mean Chris? Aussie Chris? Aussie Chris the guy who is well known for stirring the biggest porridge in the whole of sheffield?

    Nope.....Never heard of him

    Surely the person who has had the closest contact with him is your wife. Have you thought of asking her?

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  • dx4100
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    Best thread of 2009 and its only Jan

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  • Board Game Geek
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    This reminds me of the time me and Mrs BGG (well, she'll be officially missus in a few months) went to the USA.

    We were in a small craft shop, some miles out of New Orleans, I think.

    A lady assistant, on hearing our accents asked if we were English to which we replied the affirmative.

    Suitably impressed, she asked us if we knew her sister Jenny, who lived in Watford.

    I replied no, and she was bitterely disappointed.

    I walked out and said to Mrd BGG "Just how fecking small do they think the UK is ?"

    I should have gone back in and said "Oh Jenny ? Yeah, nice girl. Shame about the accident..."




    Anyway.

    Does anyone know anything about a lady I met in OZ recently ?

    We were at a 40th Birthay Party, and she was steadily working her way through all the guests.

    Unfortunately I was delayed chatting to the local vicar, and both he and I missed our turn.

    Just wondered if the offer still stood, that's all.
    Last edited by Board Game Geek; 5 January 2009, 00:35.

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  • unisign124
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    Hi,

    Well someone must know him on here because he has told my missus that a workmate has being saying things like "Whose the daddy" etc but he obviously doesn't know about this thread.

    One other major clue is that where he works have just given him a new contract or even full time job in Dublin......starting 8th Jan......so if you get back to work in Sheffield on Monday it will be the talk of the office.

    Cheers,

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    *psst... is this for real????*
    AS real as javacoder.........

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    I know the fella but he has now changed his name to Wilmslow and resides, funnily enough, in Wilmslow and not Sheffield.

    He's a regular on here so you shouldn't have any trouble catching up with him.
    Nah, its not Wilmslow. He couldn't have passed on a "problem" due to the fact he would have had to leave his Star wars bed sheets.

    Coupled with the fact the only bit of carnal knowledge of the opposite sex if wikipedia

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  • chef
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    surely this isnt business/contract related, unless you are your wifes pimp???

    i think you should ask in general..

    move along please nothing to see here..

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    *psst... is this for real????*
    I sincerely hope so, but that might just be a smidgin of schadenfreude.

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  • cojak
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    *psst... is this for real????*

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Ah, the voice of sympathy
    He is welcome to come over to tpd for a

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Sounds like your wife wanted it. Weren't you taking care of business?

    Why not contact the Jeremy Kyle show to see if they can help?
    Ah, the voice of sympathy

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by unisign124 View Post
    This is not a bad guess.

    He had his birthday bash on 27th November and gave my wife a present nether of us wanted so I'd like to arrange a meeting with him to discuss!!!
    Sounds like your wife wanted it. Weren't you taking care of business?

    Why not contact the Jeremy Kyle show to see if they can help?

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by unisign124 View Post
    Hi,

    I need to find a particular IT specialist that lives in Sheffield to talk to me about a problem I have.

    The problem is I have lost all details I was given.

    His name is Chris and he has just had his 40th Birthday and was in Australia for 2 weeks when I still had his number.

    He should now be back but I need to find a way of getting in touch.

    (The only other clue I can remember is he has an 8 year old daughter).

    Thanks if you can help.
    I know the fella but he has now changed his name to Wilmslow and resides, funnily enough, in Wilmslow and not Sheffield.

    He's a regular on here so you shouldn't have any trouble catching up with him.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by unisign124 View Post
    (The only other clue I can remember is he has an 8 year old daughter).
    Originally posted by unisign124 View Post
    This is not a bad guess.

    He had his birthday bash on 27th November and gave my wife a present nether of us wanted so I'd like to arrange a meeting with him to discuss!!!
    Sounds like in a few months, he's going to have another child to take care of...

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