Originally posted by gingerjedi
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"I'd like to sign on"
"But, sir, you're a company director, you can't have anything"
"But you can pay my stamp"
"Err, we don't actually have a mechanism to allow us to do that"
Cue umpteen letters and an eventual appeal to a tribunal in Yeovil.
"Well Mr ASB you can't have any dole because ....."
"But, Mr Chairman I'm not a complete moron, I do know that. All I want is my bloody stamp"
"Oh of course, why didn't you say"
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