Reply to: Employment Agencies Regulations: Limited Company Opt Out

[fzbucks]

Only the clinically insane attempt a Pot Noodle with a blood alcohol level of less than 200mg/100ml

Pot Noodle is the official "Food of Contractors"

There should be collared T shirts (make them suitable for work) with "Sponsored by Pot Noodle" on them.

[NickNick]

I'll go and have a Pot Noodle later.

Only the clinically insane attempt a Pot Noodle with a blood alcohol level of less than 200mg/100ml

[TheFaQQer]

Cos he's lazy.

Stop spoon feeding him.

And go and have a quick drink or something.

I'll go and have a Pot Noodle later.

[SueEllen]

which answer the question if only some people could be bothered to actually search and have a look at the results, rather than getting a number of hits, thinking "oh, I might have to do something here, but it's much easier if I ask the same question over and over again".

FFS - if I can go through the results and see what's relevant, WHY CAN'T YOU??????

Cos he's lazy.

Stop spoon feeding him.

And go and have a quick drink or something.

[NickNick]

FFS - if I can go through the results and see what's relevant, WHY CAN'T YOU??????

Becuse I have no need to. You seem a little tense today. Maybe a cuppa and a sit down would help ?

[TheFaQQer]

You know what the funny thing is? If you do type "Agency Regulations" in the search, this and a thousand other posts wher eyou have instructed people to do that pop up.

As well as these:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...pting-out.html

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...all-about.html

http://forums.contractoruk.com/269139-post4.html

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...t-opt-out.html

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...cy+regulations

http://forums.contractoruk.com/accou...ood-thing.html

which contain links to these

http://www.pcg.org.uk/cms/index.php?...ownload&gid=29

http://www.dti.gov.uk/files/file24248.pdf

which answer the question if only some people could be bothered to actually search and have a look at the results, rather than getting a number of hits, thinking "oh, I might have to do something here, but it's much easier if I ask the same question over and over again".

FFS - if I can go through the results and see what's relevant, WHY CAN'T YOU??????

[NickNick]

See the word "Search" in the toolbar? Click on it, and type "Agency Regulations" into the box.

See what comes back, and read the summaries that have been asked a number of times before.

You know what the funny thing is? If you do type "Agency Regulations" in the search, this and a thousand other posts wher eyou have instructed people to do that pop up.

[unemployed]

Unemployed - How's it going fella?
You back in the game? You were peed off last time you were here.
What's the latest?

Decided i should stick to finding contracts for the moment.
Got to the final interview stages on a couple of perm jobs which i really liked but the bottle went on the final hurdle.

My mother had some health problems for the past few months , so finding work was the last thing on my mind really.

Lucky that i managed to stash some cash away to keep me going for 2 years.

[TheFaQQer]

What is Spoon Feeding?

dictionary.com defines it as follows:
spoon-feed (spnfd)
tr.v. spoon-·fed, (-fd) spoon-·feed·ing, spoon-·feeds

1. To feed (another) with a spoon.
2. To treat (another) in a way that discourages independent thought or action, as by overindulgence.
3. .
1. To provide (another) with knowledge or information in an oversimplified way.
2. To provide (knowledge or information) in an oversimplified way.


Most often on the forums, "spoon feeding" refers to posters who ask questions, and refuse to put any effort or thought into their questions, as well as the answers they receive. They expect every answer to be dumbed down to the last detail, and expect that everyone else do their research for them.

This is usually a characteristic of laziness, and not capability. Hence the saying, "I'm not handicapped, I'm just lazy."


What is wrong with Spoon Feeding?

Nothing, if you are unable to feed yourself.

Examples of individuals who are incapable of feeding themselves include babies (f, quadriplegics, severly injured people, comatose people, and sometimes senior citizens. Usually these people also require the use of bedpans and/or diapers.


How does this pertain to me?

If you need to be spoon fed, you most likely fall into the category of the people above who cannot help themselves, and should therefore not be contracting.


What can I do? I want to change!

With just a little time, energy, common sense, and thought on your part, it should be possible to elevate yourself to a whole new level of self, and no longer require spoon feeding.


"Why do people keep telling me to SEARCH?"

If you are being told to search and google it is because the same question has been asked and answered repeatedly, and the veterans who have seen the answers before are letting you know that the answer to your question is not as elusive as the Holy Grail, nor the Fountain of Youth.

[Clippy]

Unemployed - How's it going fella?
You back in the game? You were peed off last time you were here.
What's the latest?

[unemployed]

you

HTH.

HTH.

[SueEllen]

2742 posts since aug 2007 , You may need the help.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light-relief/

[oracleslave]

2742 posts since aug 2007 , You may need the help.

you

HTH.

[unemployed]

Indeed you do.

2742 posts since aug 2007 , You may need the help.

[oracleslave]

i need help

Indeed you do.