Reply to: Prezzies from your Pimp

[BoredBloke]

I suspect that he has knocked up a reciept for your meal and is adding it to his Christmas bonus - I know I would if I was in his position.

[tay]

I did receive an offer for a meal in an Italian restaurant, but politely told the pimp "I don't accept gifts on principle". He asked me to elaborate so, I said, "Gifts can beholden people, and I don't like owing anybody anything".

He got the message.

Yes I am sure he did.. but not the message you were tryng to give.....

[Alexander Coe]

My pimp took me and line manager for lunch at Gaucho for xmas this year

Never got anything for Xmas from an EB before tho...

[Sausage Surprise]

I pimped for Hays in Leeds for 2 years. One Christmas I was bought a cup of coffee in a bar in Greek St.

Complete tw@s. I know they were skimming at least 25% (it was my first contract and I was bit green in them days)

[BrilloPad]

I did receive an offer for a meal in an Italian restaurant, but politely told the pimp "I don't accept gifts on principle". He asked me to elaborate so, I said, "Gifts can beholden people, and I don't like owing anybody anything".

He got the message.

But its not a gift. Its expected. Part of the package...

[Board Game Geek]

I did receive an offer for a meal in an Italian restaurant, but politely told the pimp "I don't accept gifts on principle". He asked me to elaborate so, I said, "Gifts can beholden people, and I don't like owing anybody anything".

He got the message.

[Rymez2K]

Own up then, who has got any kind of gift from their Pimp/Agency at Christmas?

There must be a few of you out there who have received the odd ham....

Well I have been taken out for a medium cappucino this week if that counts.
The best gift would actually be paying my invoices on time!!

[~Craig~]

My pimp would be most offended by your accusation, given that he's just furnished me with an agency-branded, leather-look 2008 pocket diary complete with gold writing on the outside.

oooh I take that back then!

[ladymuck]

I've previously had a lunch or two and a leatherette diary. One agency brought in a load of tins of quality street for the contractors and bottles of cheap fizz for the managers.

[BrilloPad]

My pimp would be most offended by your accusation, given that he's just furnished me with an agency-branded, leather-look 2008 pocket diary complete with gold writing on the outside.

my gf always finds those great - she is old-fashioned and doesn't keep things on a computer!

[chicane]

okay so the verdict is that they're all tight-fisted 2@'s

My pimp would be most offended by your accusation, given that he's just furnished me with an agency-branded, leather-look 2008 pocket diary complete with gold writing on the outside.

[~Craig~]

okay so the verdict is that they're all tight-fisted 2@'s

[poser]

ah kick him in the ghoulies when you ask for a rate rise!

[BrilloPad]

2@? That reads as "Twoat"???

Is that something to do with punching them in the neck then?

I believe 2@ is text speak for ****.

Not quite sure to punch a pimp - do you think neck is ok? Where is DodgyAgent when you need him...

[malvolio]

2@? That reads as "Twoat"???

Is that something to do with punching them in the neck then?