Is there a penalty for closing and starting a new company ?

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BrilloPad replied

23 November 2017, 15:52
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You were only suppose to do it once.

And you don't need to be married to have sex and be legally lumbered with children.

What you pay ends when the children are 18. Marriage leads to payments for life.

One should ALWAYS practice safe sex. Never give your real name or address.

Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Yes paying whores is much cheaper then keeping a wife

With enough left over for Cocaine.
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northernladyuk replied

23 November 2017, 15:45
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Yes paying whores is much cheaper then keeping a wife

I pimp the old man out and run a small profit.
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northernladyuk replied

23 November 2017, 15:44
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Marriage. Which leads to bankruptcy.....

Is that in the same way that aggressive tax avoidance leads to divorce?
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ladymuck replied

23 November 2017, 15:23
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Yes paying whores is much cheaper then keeping a wife

Unless keeping a wife follows paying whores because you want to keep the whore
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Eirikur replied

23 November 2017, 15:19
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You were only suppose to do it once.

And you don't need to be married to have sex and be legally lumbered with children.

Yes paying whores is much cheaper then keeping a wife
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SueEllen replied

23 November 2017, 15:17
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Marriage. Which leads to bankruptcy.....

You were only suppose to do it once.

And you don't need to be married to have sex and be legally lumbered with children.
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BrilloPad replied

23 November 2017, 14:55
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Bankruptcy?

Marriage. Which leads to bankruptcy.....
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northernladyuk replied

23 November 2017, 14:38
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You believe anything.

I have a tax avoidance scheme for you to use. QC and HMRC approved.

Bankruptcy?
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pr1 replied

23 November 2017, 14:32
Originally posted by platforminc View Post

Hi All,

I just heard from a mate that if one closes an existing company and starts a new one, there is some kind of penalty which means you cannot be a director for a few years and therefore cannot be a director for the new company.

Is there some kind of truth in this please ?

Thanks in advance.

sounds like your mate has misunderstood the rules around closing and claiming entrepreneurs relief and phoenixing
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BrilloPad replied

23 November 2017, 14:28
You believe anything.

I have a tax avoidance scheme for you to use. QC and HMRC approved.
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northernladyuk replied

23 November 2017, 14:18
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Find some new mates.

Preferably one who is an accountant, and then ask that mate.
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northernladuk replied

23 November 2017, 14:07
Find some new mates.
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Eirikur replied

23 November 2017, 14:03
BS
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platforminc started a topic Is there a penalty for closing and starting a new company ?

23 November 2017, 14:00
Is there a penalty for closing and starting a new company ?

Hi All,

I just heard from a mate that if one closes an existing company and starts a new one, there is some kind of penalty which means you cannot be a director for a few years and therefore cannot be a director for the new company.

Is there some kind of truth in this please ?

Thanks in advance.
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