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Previously on "Agents who ask you to adjust your CV before putting you forward"
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIt's just some else's you FTFY'd I'd guess.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostYeh, my code is kinda ugly
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostDon't worry, you're safe.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Postermmm, errrrm, oh dear
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FTFY
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI thought it was "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet". Maybe Google Translate isn't as good as I thought it was though.
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostDwi ddim yn siarad cymraeg
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Originally posted by NibblyPig View PostI declined. They had done a huge advertising campaign and in 6 months, not a single person had applied. I only applied because I knew it was the only option, apart from a "senior" role at Burger King.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostGood code gives me the horn... Just saying like.
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I haven't but I might, having witnessed the head of IT of one company repeatedly telling me she wasn't sure if I had any .net experience despite my CV saying I had 8 years asp.net webforms and mvc and winforms with c# experience.
BUT DO YOU KNOW .NET??? WE NEED .NET
They eventually offered me the job on peanut rates (this is a huge international company), said salaries were fixed due to 'bands' and non-negotiable.
I declined. They had done a huge advertising campaign and in 6 months, not a single person had applied. I only applied because I knew someone that worked there.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe you should work on the English language skill set
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Originally posted by LondonManc View Postselect * from option_list where option_list.item_code = 4
hthbidi
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Originally posted by ContractorHardman View PostMy poor SQL...
What excuse do I go with for my poor SQL?
5) The codes were written by TATA consulting
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Originally posted by contractorhardman View Postmy poor sql...
What excuse do i go with for my poor sql?
1) i haven't done sql in a year or 2 and i am rusty
2) i made a joke and it was meant to appear ironic
3) it was a test and those who have corrected me have earned my respect
4) i just admit i am stupid and made a prick of myself
i am going for number 4!
hthbidi
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