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Previously on "Day out for the kids"

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Just copy and paste into every marketing website with the allow to call and text me box ticked
    There's nothing funnier than a bitter loser. Or in your case, simply a loser...

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by mjcp View Post
    Not the brightest idea to put your mobile phone number on a public webpage is it... who knows what lists it might end up on!

    M
    Just copy and paste into every marketing website with the allow to call and text me box ticked

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  • mjcp
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Home | The Museum of Brexit

    “Finally, a good idea! A Brexit Museum, so future generations can see and understand what led to the demise of a nation.”

    Not the brightest idea to put your mobile phone number on a public webpage is it... who knows what lists it might end up on!

    M

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  • GregRickshaw
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    In the year 2220

    Thousands still gather to witness a strange and ancient part of European folklore

    A pilgrimage by selected members of the UK who arrive to ask for an extension to Brexit.

    Each year it is granted, with the condition it is the last extension, until the next one.

    No one knows anymore the whys and wherefores of this ancient ceremony other than it started in the year 2018 and the pilgrims were once sent at the behest of the UK serving Government.

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by GigiBronz View Post
    Walls must be full of framed beer mats which is where all the gammons get their knowledge from...
    And photos of JRM the working class hero

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  • GigiBronz
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    Walls must be full of framed beer mats which is where all the gammons get their knowledge from...

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    That's what the railways were for...
    Yeah but people are still needed to forget all humanity and load other people onto trucks. The Dutch military have a proven ability for this task. Personally, I'd like to call them cowards.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Is that going to be a problem loading them into trucks? Just asking because your nationality have a bit of history in that area.
    That's what the railways were for...

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    I thought it was just called Wetherspoons? Are they calling themselves a museum now?

    Actually given the average age of its clientele it could well be a museum of Zimmerframes, mobilty scooters and gammonfaces
    Is that going to be a problem loading them into trucks? Just asking because your nationality have a bit of history in that area.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    I thought it was just called Wetherspoons? Are they calling themselves a museum now?

    Actually given the average age of its clientele it could well be a museum of Zimmerframes, mobilty scooters and gammonfaces
    If you can't spell faeces, you should try using 'pig-sh*t'. Ask Paddy if you're still stuck for appropriate phraseology. He doesn't think he's a racist twat either...

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Just needs waxwork models of David Camoron and a pig.
    That's not fair, pigs are quite nice whereas Farage is just a ****

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  • LondonManc
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    Just needs waxwork models of David Camoron and a pig.

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Home | The Museum of Brexit

    “Finally, a good idea! A Brexit Museum, so future generations can see and understand what led to the demise of a nation.”
    I thought it was just called Wetherspoons? Are they calling themselves a museum now?

    Actually given the average age of its clientele it could well be a museum of Zimmerframes, mobilty scooters and gammonfaces

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Home | The Museum of Brexit

    “Finally, a good idea! A Brexit Museum, so future generations can see and understand what led to the demise of a nation.”
    That nation being the European Union.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Home | The Museum of Brexit

    “Finally, a good idea! A Brexit Museum, so future generations can see and understand what led to the demise of a nation.”
    There are opportunities to comment on their website

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