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BR14 replied

14 October 2019, 21:04
Originally posted by Brussels Slumdog View Post

Scotland could leave the UK, which is a political union but still be British. Britain is an island.
The territories would jointly own them.

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wot?

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Brussels Slumdog replied

14 October 2019, 21:00
Scotland could leave the UK, which is a political union but still be British. Britain is an island.
The territories would jointly own them.

Originally posted by MasterBait View Post

If Scotland becomes independent
And Ireland reunites

Who will "own" the British overseas territories?

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Mordac replied

11 October 2019, 10:49
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Go and suck Cumming's dick

Don't you go blaming your colossal cock craving on a 4 year old...
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BR14 replied

11 October 2019, 10:09
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Go and suck Putin's D!ck

Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Go and suck Tommy Robinson's dick

Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Go and suck Cumming's dick

<buffer overflow> looping again, then?
go and polish your clogs, sonny.
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Eirikur replied

11 October 2019, 10:02
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

My, your son has a potty mouth. You really need to vet some of his responses...

Go and suck Cumming's dick
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Mordac replied

11 October 2019, 09:37
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Go and suck Tommy Robinson's dick

My, your son has a potty mouth. You really need to vet some of his responses...
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Eirikur replied

11 October 2019, 06:04
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

Such wit! - such elegance of phrase!

must be your son's work.

shame about that, no chance of a darwin award now.

Go and suck Tommy Robinson's dick
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Mordac replied

10 October 2019, 22:37
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

Such wit! - such elegance of phrase!

must be your son's work.

shame about that, no chance of a darwin award now.

You're forgetting, there are two criteria. The second being that the method of demise has to be spectacular in some way. He could crash into the moon in a stolen Bugatti Veyron, and still make it sound really dull...
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BR14 replied

10 October 2019, 18:31
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Go and suck Putin's D!ck

Such wit! - such elegance of phrase!

must be your son's work.

shame about that, no chance of a darwin award now.
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Old Greg replied

10 October 2019, 16:00
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

It takes a lot of effort to lower myself to Mordac's, ziggenare's, BR15's, Spudboy's, etc level. Good that my 4 year old son helps me with the replies to them.

It seems to come naturally to you.
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Eirikur replied

10 October 2019, 15:58
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Get your bags packed boy, you're on your way.

Go and suck Putin's D!ck
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Zigenare replied

10 October 2019, 15:50
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

It takes a lot of effort to lower myself to Mordac's, ziggenare's, BR15's, Spudboy's, etc level. Good that my 4 year old son helps me with the replies to them.

Get your bags packed boy, you're on your way.
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WTFH replied

10 October 2019, 15:29
Is the title of this thread the new name for the main letter delivery service, since we won't be having that traitorous Queen once we leave, so the Royal Mail and Post Office will be replaced with "Post Brexit"?
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Mordac replied

10 October 2019, 15:16
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

It takes a lot of effort to lower myself to Mordac's, ziggenare's, BR15's, Spudboy's, etc level. Good that my 4 year old son helps me with the replies to them.

Give it a month or so, and he'll have overtaken you...
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Eirikur replied

10 October 2019, 14:56
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Erikur and Scoots are our envoys to the CUK Leaver community. They can talk to you on your own level, which is important in these divisive times.

It takes a lot of effort to lower myself to Mordac's, ziggenare's, BR15's, Spudboy's, etc level. Good that my 4 year old son helps me with the replies to them.
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