Reply to: Will Boris get a deal agreed with the EU by 31-10-2019?

[BR14]

This is a (mostly) anonymous forum so you don't know that I'm not Have you not heard of the Island Nation of Whorty?

No, i haven't.
but i can smell BS when it's upwind.

[Whorty]

yeh, me too, and i've been at it a lot longer.

but my tax wouldn't pay a permanent Powerpoint Monkey's salary let alone the entire UK armed forces.

so why are you not absolute monarch of some little kingdom somewhere?

This is a (mostly) anonymous forum so you don't know that I'm not Have you not heard of the Island Nation of Whorty?

[BR14]

Like I say .... I'm a successful contractor

yeh, me too, and i've been at it a lot longer.

but my tax wouldn't pay a permanent Powerpoint Monkey's salary let alone the entire UK armed forces.

so why are you not absolute monarch of some little kingdom somewhere?

[Whorty]

that's a LOT of tax.
you earn £30 Billion per annum??

Like I say .... I'm a successful contractor

[BR14]

No, never served. I got myself an education instead and learned to think for myself rather than only acting on other people's orders.

I have served my country though, all my life. Paid my taxes that have covered the salaries of all those in the services. You can send your thanks here if you like or via a private PM - I'm easy either way

that's a LOT of tax.
you earn £30 Billion per annum??

[Whorty]

Are you feeling left out? I didn't know you'd served our country, you always struck me as being too much of a soft twunt, lacking in moral fibre and all that.

No, never served. I got myself an education instead and learned to think for myself rather than only acting on other people's orders.

I have served my country though, all my life. Paid my taxes that have covered the salaries of all those in the services. You can send your thanks here if you like or via a private PM - I'm easy either way

[Zigenare]

I'm so glad I'm not Northern Irish, a politician or in the armed forces....


Bomb Bomb Bomb....

You think this...

All participants accordingly reaffirm their commitment to the total disarmament of all paramilitary organisations. They also confirm their intention to continue to work constructively and in good faith with the Independent Commission, and to use any influence they may have, to achieve the decommissioning of all paramilitary arms within two years following endorsement in referendums North and South of the agreement and in the context of the implementation of the overall settlement.

...is complete bollocks then? I must admit, I did at the time.

Mind you, referenda in the UK aren't binding...

[SueEllen]

IMO what we are seeing is not the deal, but the no-deal implementation of how the uk will run the Irish border. If May's backstop deal is not given an exit clause.

I'm almost impressed by the gob tulipe.

I'm so glad I'm not Northern Irish, a politician or in the armed forces....


Bomb Bomb Bomb....

[Zigenare]

We could do with a "I'm an ex squaddie racist and I hate all foreigners - brexit means brexit" option too.

Are you feeling left out? I didn't know you'd served our country, you always struck me as being too much of a soft twunt, lacking in moral fibre and all that.

[Whorty]

That reminds me, where's the "I hate this country and everything it stands for!" option, wouldn't want to leave our friend the ex-commie deserter out of the game.

We could do with a "I'm an ex squaddie racist and I hate all foreigners - brexit means brexit" option too.

[Zigenare]

IMO what we are seeing is not the deal, but the no-deal implementation of how the uk will run the Irish border. If May's backstop deal is not given an exit clause.

I'm almost impressed by the gob tulipe.

Aw, that's nice, I bet Boris is walking round with a ready-brek glow!
(other oat based cereals are available)

[BlueSharp]

IMO what we are seeing is not the deal, but the no-deal implementation of how the uk will run the Irish border. If May's backstop deal is not given an exit clause.

I'm almost impressed by the gob tulipe.

[Zigenare]

What deal? There is no deal being discussed - only short term Withdrawal Agreement

That reminds me, where's the "I hate this country and everything it stands for!" option, wouldn't want to leave our friend the ex-commie deserter out of the game.

[AtW]

What deal? There is no deal being discussed - only short term Withdrawal Agreement

[Whorty]

Where's the "It matters nought, we're leaving anyway!" option?

Sounds like someone already got the invite to Minestrone's leaving party, part 2

hope you guys really enjoy yourselves