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Previously on "All remoaners will die!"

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  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by The Dogs Bollocks View Post
    Always drink your wine straight from the bottle, avoids the problem with glass fill levels, saves on the washing up, and optimistic outlook is raised after the first bottle
    My butler needs the overtime...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Cock muncher View Post
    do we HAVE to change our names??
    Done it for you.

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    "We're all going to die Patrick"
    do we HAVE to change our names??

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    BBC News - An optimistic outlook 'means you live longer'
    An optimistic outlook 'means you live longer' - BBC News

    "We're all going to die Patrick"

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    BBC News - An optimistic outlook 'means you live longer'
    An optimistic outlook 'means you live longer' - BBC News

    That explains why all the old farts over 90 seem to be absolute moaners

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  • The Dogs Bollocks
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Good news. My glass is never half empty. I always refill it before it get's that far...
    Always drink your wine straight from the bottle, avoids the problem with glass fill levels, saves on the washing up, and optimistic outlook is raised after the first bottle

    Leave a comment:


  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    BBC News - An optimistic outlook 'means you live longer'
    An optimistic outlook 'means you live longer' - BBC News

    Good news. My glass is never half empty. I always refill it before it get's that far...

    Leave a comment:


  • DimPrawn
    started a topic All remoaners will die!

    All remoaners will die!

    BBC News - An optimistic outlook 'means you live longer'
    An optimistic outlook 'means you live longer' - BBC News

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