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When Farage was asked what he thought about the new legislation, he replied "No hard feelings."
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostErection-boosting condom gets EU backing - Reuters
A British medical company has had its erection-enhancing condom recommended for European approval.
I think it will be a flop because there is too much stiff competition.
When an EU official was asked why they backed it, he replied "It's hard not to."
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Indeed the Wetherspoons mobility scooter brigade is impotent way beyond help and has no interest in sex and besides that no-one would want it with themOriginally posted by Yorkie62 View PostOf course this is one EU backing that the UK has no need for, sooner we leave the better.
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If you’d put “sooner we pull out the better” it might have worked for you. As it was, your post simply came across as another clumsy attempt.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostTell me do you even have a sense of humour? You should do your bit to save the planet and try holding your breath - this will allow the oxygen you clearly misuse to be put to better use.
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Tell me do you even have a sense of humour? You should do your bit to save the planet and try holding your breath - this will allow the oxygen you clearly misuse to be put to better use.Originally posted by meridian View PostAnother day, another cretinous statement from Yorkie.
Do even the slightest bit of Googling into CE marks after Brexit, before mouthbreathing over your keyboard.
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Farage MEP needs some because he is always making excuses to pull out.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostPerhaps there are members within the EU parliament who need help in that department.
Of course this is one EU backing that the UK has no need for, sooner we leave the better.
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Another day, another cretinous statement from Yorkie.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostOf course this is one EU backing that the UK has no need for, sooner we leave the better.
Do even the slightest bit of Googling into CE marks after Brexit, before mouthbreathing over your keyboard.
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Perhaps there are members within the EU parliament who need help in that department.Originally posted by Paddy View PostErection-boosting condom gets EU backing - Reuters
A British medical company has had its erection-enhancing condom recommended for European approval.
I think it will be a flop because there is too much stiff competition.
Of course this is one EU backing that the UK has no need for, sooner we leave the better.
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EU Erections
Erection-boosting condom gets EU backing - Reuters
A British medical company has had its erection-enhancing condom recommended for European approval.
I think it will be a flop because there is too much stiff competition.Futura Medical said its CSD500 condom — licensed to pharmaceutical firm Reckitt Benckiser for sale under its Durex brand has gel in its tip that dilates the arteries and increases blood flow to the penis, resulting in a firmer and bigger erection.Tags: None
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