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AtW replied

22 March 2019, 19:14
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Shauny now peeling potatoes inside the nuclear bunker
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Old Greg replied

22 March 2019, 12:27
Originally posted by TheCyclingProgrammer View Post

Can we change the threat title to say April 12 instead?

They're planning for trouble when the 'Spoons close on Friday.
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TheCyclingProgrammer replied

22 March 2019, 12:25
Can we change the threat title to say April 12 instead?
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Old Greg replied

21 March 2019, 21:57
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

So do you spit or swallow then, rather than choke on your bile?

That's not bile.
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darmstadt replied

21 March 2019, 21:04
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

oh, no he doesn't.

So do you spit or swallow then, rather than choke on your bile?
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Eirikur replied

21 March 2019, 20:35
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

3500 military personel put on high alert

Brexit: Govt preparing to enter 'very high readiness mode' for no deal | UK News | Sky News

Shauny now peeling potatoes inside the nuclear bunker

The armed forces have activated a team in a nuclear-proof bunker under the Ministry of Defence as the government prepares next Monday to enter "very high readiness mode" for a no-deal Brexit, Sky News can reveal.
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BR14 replied

21 March 2019, 20:34
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Don't talk with your mouth full.

I never do
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Eirikur replied

21 March 2019, 20:34
3500 military personel put on high alert

Brexit: Govt preparing to enter 'very high readiness mode' for no deal | UK News | Sky News
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Old Greg replied

21 March 2019, 20:31
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

oh, no he doesn't.

Don't talk with your mouth full.
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BR14 replied

21 March 2019, 20:25
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

BR14 loves a gagging order.

oh, no he doesn't.
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Old Greg replied

21 March 2019, 20:21
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

And what are they frightened of: Brexit: Hundreds of gagging orders taken out by government | Business News | Sky News

BR14 loves a gagging order.
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darmstadt replied

21 March 2019, 20:16
And what are they frightened of: Brexit: Hundreds of gagging orders taken out by government | Business News | Sky News
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BR14 replied

21 March 2019, 20:09
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

You are far too modest.

oh, no i'm not.
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Old Greg replied

21 March 2019, 20:04
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

never been into cocksniffing, so that's probably true.
but you'd know best there.

You are far too modest.
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BR14 replied

21 March 2019, 20:03
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Your contribution is invalid, due to lack of punctuation.

That and the fact that you are an inadequate cocksniffer.

never been into cocksniffing, so that's probably true.
but you'd know best there.
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