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  • Mordac
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    We have a long and proud history of smuggling, so I don't foresee any problems...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Alphabet. Ideal for you as you can use it to invent some more words to try and explain your cretinism.

    HTH

    Very good, man. We'll call you when we're ready to place our order.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    And what is the soup today, Private?
    Alphabet. Ideal for you as you can use it to invent some more words to try and explain your cretinism.

    HTH

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Ah the comedic alchemy of OG and sas working in unison to fabricate obstacles to a perfectly valid solution to a potential problem they have blown out of proportion.

    All this thread needs now is for it's contention to be garnished with the clueless offerings of the other sycophantic halfwits and it will be complete.

    Looks like that aspect is coming along nicely too. We just need Eirikur and Whorty to show up like the chuckle brothers and offer their agreement now.

    As usual the Brexiteers find solutions whilst the dimwitted naysayers gurn into their soup.

    And what is the soup today, Private?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Ah the comedic alchemy of OG and sas working in unison to fabricate obstacles to a perfectly valid solution to a potential problem they have blown out of proportion.

    All this thread needs now is for it's contention to be garnished with the clueless offerings of the other sycophantic halfwits and it will be complete.

    Looks like that aspect is coming along nicely too. We just need Eirikur and Whorty to show up like the chuckle brothers and offer their agreement now.

    As usual the Brexiteers find solutions whilst the dimwitted naysayers gurn into their soup.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Import the meds into Cyprus. Truck them across the land border into the Sovereign Base Areas and then an RAF air bridge into the UK. Should be fine.
    Yeah, also use F35, so that nobody would notice it happening...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    RAF will fly it - para drops just like in old days.

    Sorteeed!
    Import the meds into Cyprus. Truck them across the land border into the Sovereign Base Areas and then an RAF air bridge into the UK. Should be fine.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    They could bring over bowls of pasta at the same time.
    D'you think they could widen Tornados to accomodate Corporal ShaunBhoi's mobility scooter?
    He has plenty of flying-Tornados-with-pasta-in-lap experience especially when he returned from installing mobile telephony in India, just after saving it from Russian invasion.

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    RAF will fly it - para drops just like in old days.

    Sorteeed!
    They could bring over bowls of pasta at the same time.

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  • AtW
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    RAF will fly it - para drops just like in old days.

    Sorteeed!

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  • darmstadt
    started a topic Can anyone see the problems with this....

    Can anyone see the problems with this....

    Matt Hancock, the health secretary, was on the Today programme this morning talking about Brexit, and about planning for a no deal. As the Press Asociation report, he said that planes could be used to fly in drugs, and medicines could be given priority access through gridlocked ports in the event of a no-deal Brexit.
    As part of the plans “we are working on ensuring that we have aviation capacity”, he said.
    Asked if that would mean chartering planes to fly in medicines, he said: “We are working on exactly how we are going to do that, but that is part of the work we are doing.”
    Brexit: What would 'no deal' mean for aviation? - BBC News

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