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Previously on "When is the legal advice being published"

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes, yes sergeant, now stop dribbling and fetch us brandy and cigars
    You were bred for service, as you well know.
    FTFY

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Awesome. Being "savaged" by the Klueless Klutz Klan.

    sasguru - the weedy supercilious fantasist with the almost terminal Dunning-Kruger affliction that has been forced into having to head to deepest darkest rural Iberia to avoid the ubiquitous sneering giggles that afflict his every social interaction.

    OG - the gender-confused Prosecco quaffing psuedo-intellectual hairsplitting lightweight pedant.

    Whorty - someone that by his own admission looks as ridiculous as he invariably sounds. With that large sloping forehead, tacky Maori tattoos, Colonel Sanders beard and ridiculously enlarged earlobes, you are a poster child for where the Millenials went wrong.

    Meridian - A johnny-come-lately halfwit with a penchant for trying sickeningly to ingratiate himself to his fellow Bremoaner halfwits by outdoing their half-baked pontifications about life post-brexit.

    There are doubtless a few more knuckleheads singing from this same crazed songsheet, and if I have forgotten to ridicule you here it is simply because you are so instantly forgettable.
    Fear not though, I am sure you already get more than enough ribbing as you stumble through your futile existences.

    If you laid them all end to end they wouldn't reach a sensible conclusion.

    All huddled together like a little virtue circle of numbskullery as history passes their hopes by without a backward glance.

    Now I am sure if you put your empty heads together you might be able to negotiate a decent discount on Pampers.

    Yes, yes corporal, now stop dribbling and fetch me a brandy.
    You were bred for service, as you well know.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by meridian View Post
    No? What are your incontinence pants for, then? Just a weak bladder?
    No, specifically for reading the sort of maudlin factually distorted dross that you and your equally docile cohorts constantly trumpet.

    Difficult not to "lose it" at times.

    HTH

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  • meridian
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    If you say so. But then I'm not the one peeing my pants about the future.

    No? What are your incontinence pants for, then? Just a weak bladder?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I am unforgettable
    Can't argue with that.

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  • AtW
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    I am unforgettable

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    What about moi, potato peeler?
    You are a special case alexei.

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  • AtW
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    What about moi, potato peeler?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by meridian View Post
    Well, that automatically counts you out then.
    If you say so. But then I'm not the one peeing my pants about the future.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Awesome. Being "savaged" by the Klueless Klutz Klan.

    sasguru - the weedy supercilious fantasist with the almost terminal Dunning-Kruger affliction that has been forced into having to head to deepest darkest rural Iberia to avoid the ubiquitous sneering giggles that afflict his every social interaction.

    OG - the gender-confused Prosecco quaffing psuedo-intellectual hairsplitting lightweight pedant.

    Whorty - someone that by his own admission looks as ridiculous as he invariably sounds. With that large sloping forehead, tacky Maori tattoos, Colonel Sanders beard and ridiculously enlarged earlobes, you are a poster child for where the Millenials went wrong.

    Meridian - A johnny-come-lately halfwit with a penchant for trying sickeningly to ingratiate himself to his fellow Bremoaner halfwits by outdoing their half-baked pontifications about life post-brexit.

    There are doubtless a few more knuckleheads singing from this same crazed songsheet, and if I have forgotten to ridicule you here it is simply because you are so instantly forgettable.
    Fear not though, I am sure you already get more than enough ribbing as you stumble through your futile existences.

    If you laid them all end to end they wouldn't reach a sensible conclusion.

    All huddled together like a little virtue circle of numbskullery as history passes their hopes by without a backward glance.

    Now I am sure if you put your empty heads together you might be able to negotiate a decent discount on Pampers.

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  • AtW
    replied
    Legal advice was not to publish legal advice...

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Ho ho ho.

    It is so fooking easy to wind you muppets up. I really should refrain from extracting the piss so much, but it is just such fun.

    Who's wound up? You're the forum clown. Without you around there would be less to laugh at. We laugh at you rather than with you ... I do feel a little guilty mocking the afflicted ...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by meridian View Post
    Translation: SB’s a thicko, and pretends it’s all a windup when it’s found out he’s got no substance and is just pi55 and vinegar.
    It's nearly time for one of his oil tanker three point turn witticisms.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    There are always bigger and better contracts out there for the talented and courageous.
    I know this isn't something you hear very often but, yes, there are, you're right. Obviously not for you as you have no talent, but for some of us yes, we will always win bigger and better contracts.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Ho ho ho.

    It is so fooking easy to wind you muppets up. I really should refrain from extracting the piss so much, but it is just such fun.

    I'm afraid what's become obvious to the congregation is what a low-IQ chump you really are.

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