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Yes, yes corporal, now stop dribbling and fetch me a brandy.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAwesome. Being "savaged" by the Klueless Klutz Klan.
sasguru - the weedy supercilious fantasist with the almost terminal Dunning-Kruger affliction that has been forced into having to head to deepest darkest rural Iberia to avoid the ubiquitous sneering giggles that afflict his every social interaction.
OG - the gender-confused Prosecco quaffing psuedo-intellectual hairsplitting lightweight pedant.
Whorty - someone that by his own admission looks as ridiculous as he invariably sounds. With that large sloping forehead, tacky Maori tattoos, Colonel Sanders beard and ridiculously enlarged earlobes, you are a poster child for where the Millenials went wrong.
Meridian - A johnny-come-lately halfwit with a penchant for trying sickeningly to ingratiate himself to his fellow Bremoaner halfwits by outdoing their half-baked pontifications about life post-brexit.
There are doubtless a few more knuckleheads singing from this same crazed songsheet, and if I have forgotten to ridicule you here it is simply because you are so instantly forgettable.
Fear not though, I am sure you already get more than enough ribbing as you stumble through your futile existences.
If you laid them all end to end they wouldn't reach a sensible conclusion.
All huddled together like a little virtue circle of numbskullery as history passes their hopes by without a backward glance.
Now I am sure if you put your empty heads together you might be able to negotiate a decent discount on Pampers.



You were bred for service, as you well know.
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No, specifically for reading the sort of maudlin factually distorted dross that you and your equally docile cohorts constantly trumpet.Originally posted by meridian View PostNo? What are your incontinence pants for, then? Just a weak bladder?
Difficult not to "lose it" at times.
HTH
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Awesome. Being "savaged" by the Klueless Klutz Klan.
sasguru - the weedy supercilious fantasist with the almost terminal Dunning-Kruger affliction that has been forced into having to head to deepest darkest rural Iberia to avoid the ubiquitous sneering giggles that afflict his every social interaction.
OG - the gender-confused Prosecco quaffing psuedo-intellectual hairsplitting lightweight pedant.
Whorty - someone that by his own admission looks as ridiculous as he invariably sounds. With that large sloping forehead, tacky Maori tattoos, Colonel Sanders beard and ridiculously enlarged earlobes, you are a poster child for where the Millenials went wrong.
Meridian - A johnny-come-lately halfwit with a penchant for trying sickeningly to ingratiate himself to his fellow Bremoaner halfwits by outdoing their half-baked pontifications about life post-brexit.
There are doubtless a few more knuckleheads singing from this same crazed songsheet, and if I have forgotten to ridicule you here it is simply because you are so instantly forgettable.
Fear not though, I am sure you already get more than enough ribbing as you stumble through your futile existences.
If you laid them all end to end they wouldn't reach a sensible conclusion.
All huddled together like a little virtue circle of numbskullery as history passes their hopes by without a backward glance.
Now I am sure if you put your empty heads together you might be able to negotiate a decent discount on Pampers.


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Who's wound up? You're the forum clown. Without you around there would be less to laugh at. We laugh at you rather than with you ... I do feel a little guilty mocking the afflicted ...Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHo ho ho.
It is so fooking easy to wind you muppets up. I really should refrain from extracting the piss so much, but it is just such fun.


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I know this isn't something you hear very often but, yes, there are, you're right. Obviously not for you as you have no talent, but for some of us yes, we will always win bigger and better contracts.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThere are always bigger and better contracts out there for the talented and courageous.
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I'm afraid what's become obvious to the congregation is what a low-IQ chump you really are.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHo ho ho.
It is so fooking easy to wind you muppets up. I really should refrain from extracting the piss so much, but it is just such fun.


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