Government to charter ferries for food supply

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DimPrawn replied

23 October 2018, 21:33
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Bah! Where's yer Dunkirk spirit?

Sod that foreign muck, power up on this nectar. It's squeezed from Boris Johnson's sweaty jockstrap.

BREXiT - ENERGY DRINK
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AtW replied

23 October 2018, 21:28
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Bah! Where's yer Dunkirk spirit?

In France surely?
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xoggoth replied

23 October 2018, 21:22
Bah! Where's yer Dunkirk spirit?
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DimPrawn replied

23 October 2018, 21:21
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Vintage Dim!

I fank you...
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BR14 replied

23 October 2018, 21:21
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I spose they can ferry in food and we can drink each others piss.

They'll be no leccy mind, but maybe if we rub enough "Leave the EU now" balloons on our wool jumpers, we could make enough sparks to power the "wireless" to listen to "Germany calling..." from scoots, darmie, assfart etc.

FTFY
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AtW replied

23 October 2018, 21:19
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I spose they can ferry in food and we can drink each others piss.

They'll be no leccy mind, but maybe if we rub enough "Leave the EU now" balloons on our wool jumpers, we could make enough sparks to power the "wireless" to listen to "Germany calling..." from the EU headquarters.

Vintage Dim!
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DimPrawn replied

23 October 2018, 21:04
I spose they can ferry in food and we can drink each others piss.

They'll be no leccy mind, but maybe if we rub enough "Leave the EU now" balloons on our wool jumpers, we could make enough sparks to power the "wireless" to listen to "Germany calling..." from the EU headquarters.
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BR14 replied

23 October 2018, 20:26
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

You have the whole of General as your safe space if it is getting too difficult for you.

I'm sure they'll find space on the roof for you, if you ask nicely
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Old Greg replied

23 October 2018, 20:23
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

are you two still here? - can't you find a pre-loved camper van and feck off somewhere far away? FFS

You have the whole of General as your safe space if it is getting too difficult for you.
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BR14 replied

23 October 2018, 19:52
Originally posted by AtW View Post

French or English ferries?

Or any ferry within 10 light years

Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Most likely cheap ones from the Philippines, the ones that sink

are you two still here? - can't you find a pre-loved camper van and feck off somewhere far away? FFS
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Eirikur replied

23 October 2018, 19:18
Originally posted by AtW View Post

French or English ferries?

Or any ferry within 10 light years

Most likely cheap ones from the Philippines, the ones that sink
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Old Greg replied

23 October 2018, 19:16
Are they deployable as Irish Sea electricity generation barges?
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AtW replied

23 October 2018, 19:14
French or English ferries?

Or any ferry within 10 light years
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Eirikur started a topic Government to charter ferries for food supply

23 October 2018, 19:11
Government to charter ferries for food supply

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Britain is drawing up plans to charter ships to bring in emergency food and medicines in the event of a “no-deal” Brexit next March, in a move greeted with disbelief at a stormy meeting of Theresa May’s cabinet on Tuesday.

The cabinet was told that the heavily used Dover-Calais route could quickly become blocked by new customs controls on the French side, forcing Britain to seek alternative ways of bringing in “critical supplies”.
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