Reply to: Humming and Hawing

[clearedforlanding]

You could fill an entire episode of the Jeremy Kyle show...

Credit where it is due. That was very ******* funny.

[Mordac]

Hmm, sitting drinking an Italian beer on the shore of Lake Garda having arrived from Spain via Andorra, France, Monacco (invited by Pirelli to drive the F1 circuit) with my German wife to be, in an Italian V8. 1 half Swedish one half French daughter. 2 sisters are now French, I am Spanish, brothers are now Belgian.

Am living the life as trailer trash in Bavaria. Oh, and on the off chance that anything good happens in the UK still have a UK passport. I have a choice unlike the silly ****ers who voted leave.

Enjoy your damp swamp.

And that my dears is my curtain call.

You could fill an entire episode of the Jeremy Kyle show...

[clearedforlanding]

If you’d said Belgian beer instead of Italian I’d be quite envious ;-j

Fair enough. That is on Sunday though.

[meridian]

Hmm, sitting drinking an Italian beer on the shore of Lake Garda having arrived from Spain via Andorra, France, Monacco (invited by Pirelli to drive the F1 circuit) with my German wife to be, in an Italian V8. 1 half Swedish one half French daughter. 2 sisters are now French, I am Spanish, brothers are now Belgian.

Am living the life as trailer trash in Bavaria. Oh, and on the off chance that anything good happens in the UK still have a UK passport. I have a choice unlike the silly ****ers who voted leave.

Enjoy your damp swamp.

And that my dears is my curtain call.

If you’d said Belgian beer instead of Italian I’d be quite envious ;-j

[clearedforlanding]

And. I should have written „and“. I know who the father is.

[clearedforlanding]

Hmm, sitting drinking an Italian beer on the shore of Lake Garda having arrived from Spain via Andorra, France, Monacco (invited by Pirelli to drive the F1 circuit) with my German wife to be, in an Italian V8. 1 half Swedish one half French daughter. 2 sisters are now French, I am Spanish, brothers are now Belgian.

Am living the life as trailer trash in Bavaria. Oh, and on the off chance that anything good happens in the UK still have a UK passport. I have a choice unlike the silly ****ers who voted leave.

Enjoy your damp swamp.

And that my dears is my curtain call.

[Mordac]

Use of "your" instead of "you're" is not a grammatical error, you ignoramus. It's a spelling mistake.

It is grammatically incorrect, therefore it's a grammatical error.

Mordy in "I have a Desmond* in Advanced Pedantry" Mode...

*Technically a lie, it was actually an upper first, but there's no rhyming slang for that...

[Mordac]

Had to google Apparatchiks and found out that its a member of the Russian communist party.

Dont get angry with your leaders Mordac they will send you to Siberia on a web scraping course for 10 years.

(By the way shouldn't you have spelt Apparatchiks with a capital as it's a name?)

Thanks for the tip. I wasn't sure, so I went for lower case, therefore I must cart myself off to the gulag for a fortnight or so. Do you think they'll let me watch the world cup?

[scooterscot]

I assume all those voting for permanent residence elsewhere are excluding the EU?!

[motoukenin]

That does indeed seem to be the case.

Even for a leaver that logic makes no sense

[NotAllThere]

Had to google Apparatchiks

Didn't bother reading it, people that hide behind words they have Googled generally aren't that bright.

That does indeed seem to be the case.

[motoukenin]

Secret ballots, so people can vote without fear? I'm sure Putin is totally in favour of those.


You missed this bit

derogatoryhumorous
an official in a large political organization.

HTH

Didn't bother reading it, people that hide behind words they have Googled generally aren't that bright.

[NotAllThere]

democracy in action Cojak style or Putin?

Secret ballots, so people can vote without fear? I'm sure Putin is totally in favour of those.

Had to google Apparatchiks and found out that its a member of the Russian communist party.

You missed this bit

derogatoryhumorous
an official in a large political organization.

HTH

[BR14]

For you lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rew_Ts1d7zY

[motoukenin]

* you're

I was using European English OPM I'm finding that British English is starting to die out.