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Previously on "The Good News on Brexit They’re Not Telling You"

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Can't wait to read about the first law suit delivered by some random prosecutor in Kentucky on behalf of their client, Bartholomew Jr, against Dorthy Jams of Hampshire for the time he fractured his wrist trying to open a particular tasty raspberry peanut butter spread (hurl blow chunks) which would mean he could no longer use a keyboard, thereby ending is prospects at Harvard after paying fees of $300k.
    Or just because it didn't taste right....

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  • oscarose
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    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    is there froth in your mouth
    Frothing at the gash I'd suggest

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  • billybiro
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Any tips that would help me become a member of the Brexit club? Is there a fee? Free open access to the local Masonic lodge?
    It's incredibly easy to get on board with Brexit and feel good about it. Simply do this....

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  • BlasterBates
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    indeed "revolution", October and all that.

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Any tips that would help me become a member of the Brexit club? Is there a fee? Free open access to the local Masonic lodge?
    There really is only one tip and you either have it or you don't. It can't be bought implanted or adopted it can only be felt.

    I like many others believe that despite the best attempts of the political class. There will always be a better class of entrepreneurs that will strive to make money and that far from putting them off, having a period of aggravated change will open opportunities and disproportionately affect the dinosaurs industry that currently rule the planet.

    Brexit is just a war on home soil. Loads of chaos and tonnes of money to be made out of it.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    What is a '.sig'?
    Is that a trick question?

    What is a .Sig File

    By convention a .sig refers to the contents of the .sig file or what would have been held in a .sig file on unix

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Anyone noticed scooter's weirdly and grossly misspelled .sig?



    The irony is I'm not even sure it was deliberate.
    What is a '.sig'?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Anyone noticed scooter's weirdly and grossly misspelled .sig?

    Ldoenn : 'we're hloding a referneudm to laeve the Eureopean union
    EU: 'OK'
    Scotland: 'we're holding a refeerndum to leave the UK union'
    Ldonon: ' Oh no you're not'.
    The irony is I'm not even sure it was deliberate.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Keep stumbling around aimlessly and see where you end up.
    He seems to be doing a rather excellent job of that already

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Any tips that would help me become a member of the Brexit club? Is there a fee? Free open access to the local Masonic lodge?
    Keep stumbling around aimlessly and see where you end up.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    Are you okay poster, or is there froth in your mouth as you type?
    No it's just the froth between his ears leaking.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Suggest you lay off the gear, it doesn't suit you
    Any tips that would help me become a member of the Brexit club? Is there a fee? Free open access to the local Masonic lodge?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    You can't win. Try to understand the protagonists and still they complain.
    Suggest you lay off the gear, it doesn't suit you

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  • scooterscot
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    You can't win. Try to understand the protagonists and still they complain.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    Are you okay poster, or is there froth in your mouth as you type?
    That's not froth.

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