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Previously on "Simon SJD and Knuckles the debt collector"

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View Post
    Very good!
    I was thinking more of a scene in The Young Ones where Neil hasn't paid a debt; though that was no doubt inspired by the godfather.

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  • simondolan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Very good!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Aaaaaahh.

    Penny. Dropped.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View Post
    I know it'll be really obvious when you point it out, but I don't get this one
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068646/

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I can imagine the word now

    "Doris, who the **** is this ****** who posted tulip about me on CUK?. Find out who the **** is and tell him he's going to be auditted by the Inland Revenue who are going to **** him right over. Tell him we need another £2000 for the case. The ****!"
    LOL!!!! I like this one.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View Post
    I know it'll be really obvious when you point it out, but I don't get this one
    Oh come on! It's very subtle. But very clever!

    Who says Accountants don't have a sense of humour!

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  • simondolan
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    Originally posted by ASB View Post
    But I'd heard on the grapevine you'd run out of horses now...
    I know it'll be really obvious when you point it out, but I don't get this one

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  • simondolan
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I can imagine the word now

    "Doris, who the **** is this ****** who posted tulip about me on CUK?. Find out who the **** is and tell him he's going to be auditted by the Inland Revenue who are going to **** him right over. Tell him we need another £2000 for the case. The ****!"
    Are you in the office next door to me?

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View Post
    It's a good job you don't owe us £10

    Seriously though, sorry if we've not come over very well on email in our request. Let me know who you deal with usually and I'll have a quiet word
    But I'd heard on the grapevine you'd run out of horses now...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View Post
    It's a good job you don't owe us £10

    Seriously though, sorry if we've not come over very well on email in our request. Let me know who you deal with usually and I'll have a quiet word
    I can imagine the word now

    "Doris, who the **** is this ****** who posted tulip about me on CUK?. Find out who the **** is and tell him he's going to be auditted by the Inland Revenue who are going to **** him right over. Tell him we need another £2000 for the case. The ****!"

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  • simondolan
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    Anyone else had a rather snotty email from SJD demanding immediate settlement of the £2.38 that MyLtd owes for failing to change the SO to them in line with the VAT changes in January?

    A slightly more conciliatory tone please Simon or it's going to be a bag of pennies turning up at the front desk.
    It's a good job you don't owe us £10

    Seriously though, sorry if we've not come over very well on email in our request. Let me know who you deal with usually and I'll have a quiet word

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    Anyone else had a rather snotty email from SJD demanding immediate settlement of the £2.38 that MyLtd owes for failing to change the SO to them in line with the VAT changes in January?

    A slightly more conciliatory tone please Simon or it's going to be a bag of pennies turning up at the front desk.
    So that £2.38 has probably caused a £50 quid issue in terms of time, paperwork, VAT.

    Personally a snotty email about £2.38 for someone who was asked to change their SO before the deadline (which of course also required effort) is the least they would do.

    Grow up!

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  • Clippy
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    Nope. Changed mine after the December payment went out.

    What's the email say?

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  • mudskipper
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    Nope. I changed mine :halo:

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  • Alf W
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    Simon SJD and Knuckles the debt collector

    Anyone else had a rather snotty email from SJD demanding immediate settlement of the £2.38 that MyLtd owes for failing to change the SO to them in line with the VAT changes in January?

    A slightly more conciliatory tone please Simon or it's going to be a bag of pennies turning up at the front desk.

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