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I was thinking more of a scene in The Young Ones where Neil hasn't paid a debt; though that was no doubt inspired by the godfather.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068646/Originally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View PostI know it'll be really obvious when you point it out, but I don't get this one
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LOL!!!! I like this one.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI can imagine the word now
"Doris, who the **** is this ****** who posted tulip about me on CUK?. Find out who the **** is and tell him he's going to be auditted by the Inland Revenue who are going to **** him right over. Tell him we need another £2000 for the case. The ****!"
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Oh come on! It's very subtle. But very clever!Originally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View PostI know it'll be really obvious when you point it out, but I don't get this one
Who says Accountants don't have a sense of humour!
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I know it'll be really obvious when you point it out, but I don't get this oneOriginally posted by ASB View PostBut I'd heard on the grapevine you'd run out of horses now...
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI can imagine the word now
"Doris, who the **** is this ****** who posted tulip about me on CUK?. Find out who the **** is and tell him he's going to be auditted by the Inland Revenue who are going to **** him right over. Tell him we need another £2000 for the case. The ****!"
Are you in the office next door to me?
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But I'd heard on the grapevine you'd run out of horses now...Originally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View PostIt's a good job you don't owe us £10
Seriously though, sorry if we've not come over very well on email in our request. Let me know who you deal with usually and I'll have a quiet word
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I can imagine the word nowOriginally posted by simonsjdaccountancy View PostIt's a good job you don't owe us £10
Seriously though, sorry if we've not come over very well on email in our request. Let me know who you deal with usually and I'll have a quiet word
"Doris, who the **** is this ****** who posted tulip about me on CUK?. Find out who the **** is and tell him he's going to be auditted by the Inland Revenue who are going to **** him right over. Tell him we need another £2000 for the case. The ****!"
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It's a good job you don't owe us £10Originally posted by Alf W View PostAnyone else had a rather snotty email from SJD demanding immediate settlement of the £2.38 that MyLtd owes for failing to change the SO to them in line with the VAT changes in January?
A slightly more conciliatory tone please Simon or it's going to be a bag of pennies turning up at the front desk.
Seriously though, sorry if we've not come over very well on email in our request. Let me know who you deal with usually and I'll have a quiet word
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So that £2.38 has probably caused a £50 quid issue in terms of time, paperwork, VAT.Originally posted by Alf W View PostAnyone else had a rather snotty email from SJD demanding immediate settlement of the £2.38 that MyLtd owes for failing to change the SO to them in line with the VAT changes in January?
A slightly more conciliatory tone please Simon or it's going to be a bag of pennies turning up at the front desk.
Personally a snotty email about £2.38 for someone who was asked to change their SO before the deadline (which of course also required effort) is the least they would do.
Grow up!
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Nope. Changed mine after the December payment went out.
What's the email say?
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Simon SJD and Knuckles the debt collector
Anyone else had a rather snotty email from SJD demanding immediate settlement of the £2.38 that MyLtd owes for failing to change the SO to them in line with the VAT changes in January?
A slightly more conciliatory tone please Simon or it's going to be a bag of pennies turning up at the front desk.Tags: None
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