Reply to: Is porn allowable against tax?

[NickFitz]

In my usual, cynical, expect-the-worst kind of way, my first reaction on hearing the story was "I bet she gets hubby to take the rap for her".

Well, that's why she pays him - or rather, we pay him - £40,000 per annum to "work" as her "assistant"

[BrowneIssue]

Umm... quite possibly... although I fancy it may have been a whole fist rather than a finger, and not perhaps in the ear..........

In my usual, cynical, expect-the-worst kind of way, my first reaction on hearing the story was "I bet she gets hubby to take the rap for her".

[poppy01]

Could it be what the Merkins call a 'wet willy'?

Further link, in a context that confused the hell out of me until I found the above.

Umm... quite possibly... although I fancy it may have been a whole fist rather than a finger, and not perhaps in the ear..........

[BrowneIssue]

I understand the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith gave her husband a good
'ear-bashing' this weekend. Can anyone enlighten me as to what this is. I am unable to find reference to it in my copy of 'Mrs Miggins SM and Assorted Other Fetishes Bedside Companion'

Could it be what the Merkins call a 'wet willy'?

Further link, in a context that confused the hell out of me until I found the above.

[poppy01]

I understand the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith gave her husband a good
'ear-bashing' this weekend. Can anyone enlighten me as to what this is. I am unable to find reference to it in my copy of 'Mrs Miggins S&M and Other Assorted Fetishes Bedside Companion'

[SantaClaus]

I assume youre talking about this newspaper article:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle5996716.ece

If you have a wife as minging as Jacqui Smith, I would say yes

[HairyArsedBloke]

Can anyone advise if this is a legitimate expense???

I put mine down to company spends. However, I'm not incorprated in the UK

[poppy01]

As long as you arent using the clients Kleenex as a blast deflector then you'll be fine (IR35 y'see). In that case bring your own, or better still, just liberally spray the cubicle wall whilst uttering a Tarzan cry loud enough to curdle milk.

Check: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

Thanks, if anyone else is confused as to what HMRC deem allowable in area of pornographic material simply search the HMRC website for 'Tax Relief' or email Jacqui.smith@laughingstockMPs.com

[Durbs]

As long as you arent using the clients Kleenex as a blast deflector then you'll be fine (IR35 y'see). In that case bring your own, or better still, just liberally spray the cubicle wall whilst uttering a Tarzan cry loud enough to curdle milk.

Check: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

[poppy01]

Depends on genre really. According to the HMRC website, watersports, teabagging and "Dutch Steamboating" are classed a legitimate expenses whereas they state that classic "girl-on-girl" is not.

dammit, I was knocking one out to Sapphic Erotica yesterday, guess I cant claim for that then. I'll be more careful in future...

[Durbs]

I have a very stressful job and occasionally I find it necessary it to indulge in a quick 'sherman' over an episode of 'Ben Dover' or 'Pop Shots'.

I find this an essential stress buster and essential to my business,

Can anyone advise if this is a legitimate expense???

Depends on genre really. According to the HMRC website, watersports, teabagging and "Dutch Steamboating" are classed a legitimate expenses whereas they state that classic "girl-on-girl" is not.

[poppy01]

I wish he was because, had a minister used our scheme, the retrospective tax Section 58 would never have happened.

you mean like lord myners

[poppy01]

Are you a government minister?

no, the husband of one

[DonkeyRhubarb]

Are you a government minister?

I wish he was because, had a minister used our scheme, the retrospective tax Section 58 would never have happened.

[ba55meister]

I have a very stressful job and occasionally I find it necessary it to indulge in a quick 'sherman' over an episode of 'Ben Dover' or 'Pop Shots'.

I find this an essential stress buster and essential to my business,

Can anyone advise if this is a legitimate expense???

im pretty sure it can be. Just put it as entertainment