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daviejones replied

16 September 2008, 07:20
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

No no no. You must be more inventive. How about "You're so dim you are outshone by a torch with a flat battery. Cosmic background radiation is dazzling next to you. The depths of the oceans are supernova bright in comparison to the feeble lumination provided by your mind".

hth

I could have, but you didn't deserve the creativity!!

hth
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NotAllThere replied

16 September 2008, 07:16
No no no. You must be more inventive. How about "You're so dim you are outshone by a torch with a flat battery. Cosmic background radiation is dazzling next to you. The depths of the oceans are supernova bright in comparison to the feeble lumination provided by your mind".

hth
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daviejones replied

16 September 2008, 06:09
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

'Cos he's an ugly bitch - much more your sort.

You're not very bright are you? Were you dropped as a baby?
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pmeswani replied

16 September 2008, 05:54
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

MOre Kia-Ora anyone?

Can you add some water this time?
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Peoplesoft bloke replied

15 September 2008, 20:39
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

watching paint dry is more entertaining than corrie!

WHS x9million
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BrilloPad replied

15 September 2008, 20:27
Originally posted by scooby View Post

this is much more entertaining than Corrie!!

watching paint dry is more entertaining than corrie!
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scooby replied

15 September 2008, 20:24
this is much more entertaining than Corrie!!
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BrilloPad replied

15 September 2008, 19:58
MOre Kia-Ora anyone?
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wizard1974uk replied

15 September 2008, 19:42
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

'Cos he's an ugly bitch - much more your sort.

I take it you haven't looked in the mirror lately? Oh I just realised you've cracked them all already

Back on topic
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NotAllThere replied

15 September 2008, 19:40
Originally posted by wizard1974uk View Post

This place never changes.

How about you two get a hotel room somewhere and work out your differences and let everyone else discuss the topic that was lost ages ago

'Cos he's an ugly bitch - much more your sort.
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wizard1974uk replied

15 September 2008, 19:12
This place never changes.

How about you two get a hotel room somewhere and work out your differences and let everyone else discuss the topic that was lost ages ago
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daviejones replied

15 September 2008, 13:28
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Well, it appears DavieJones doesn't want to play anymore. Perhaps I hurt his feelings. In which case, may I offer a full retraction of my previous statement.

I take back what I said - You don't have the social skills of Muammar Gaddafi, you haven't the intellect of a concussed bee.

There, all better now.

Muammar al-Gadaffi if you please.....and why was the bee concussed?
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pmeswani replied

15 September 2008, 13:17
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

<supps on carton of KIa-Ora>

I'll just enjoy my Sunny Delight.
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BrilloPad replied

15 September 2008, 13:15
<supps on carton of KIa-Ora>
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daviejones replied

15 September 2008, 13:13
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Sorry for the delay, normal service will now resume.

I don't have to take that from someone with the social skills of Muammar Gaddafi and the intellect of a concussed bee. Handbags at dawn, you cad.

Ponce!!
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