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Sticky: test please delete by sasguru Started by sasguru, 4 November 2005, 14:16	367,447 responses 21,620,866 views	Last Post by ladymuck Today, 08:10
My mucose are like rindy autumn crocus ... or like a pivotant conifer. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 07:01	0 responses 824 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 07:01
It's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:59	0 responses 866 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:59
Old Ruddles Bladder Noggin. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:58	0 responses 743 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:58
Tabloids from the planet Neptune. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:58	0 responses 672 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:58
A small price to pay for such national exposure says our chief accoutant by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:57	0 responses 651 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:57
Pukka dudes and inventors of the rudes. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:56	0 responses 702 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:56
Two arms, one eye and a mouth that spat. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:54	0 responses 667 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:54
Aaargh, attack of the psycho sofa killers. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:53	0 responses 693 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:53
Beep beep, here come da headless chicken of a corpse. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:52	0 responses 942 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:52
What did you do ? 40 or 50 ? I'm not talking about the party either. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:51	0 responses 595 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:51
Captain Pugwash and Master Bates, Yo Ho Ho, and axle grease. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:47	0 responses 898 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:47
Hickory Dickory Dock, I've got lipstick round my ear. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:46	0 responses 730 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:46
How's your bum for love bites. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:46	0 responses 2,702 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:46
I'm going stick my tongue right down the back of your trousers. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:45	0 responses 575 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:45
Ip dip dog doo, Salvador and Margaret sit on the loo. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:44	0 responses 652 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:44
Victorian Novels by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:42	0 responses 528 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:42
Skateboarding by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:39	0 responses 434 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:39
Car Drivers by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:37	0 responses 442 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:37
Milli Vanilli by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:35	0 responses 503 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:35
Science Fiction by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:33	0 responses 446 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:33