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Sticky: test please delete by sasguru Started by sasguru, 4 November 2005, 14:16	responses 24,689,351 views	Last Post by NickFitz Yesterday, 23:04
Knee jerk liberals always giving ya jipe. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 10:04	responses 861 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 10:04
My mucose are like rindy autumn crocus ... or like a pivotant conifer. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 07:01	responses 828 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 07:01
It's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:59	responses 866 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:59
Old Ruddles Bladder Noggin. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:58	responses 744 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:58
Tabloids from the planet Neptune. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:58	responses 674 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:58
A small price to pay for such national exposure says our chief accoutant by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:57	responses 654 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:57
Pukka dudes and inventors of the rudes. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:56	responses 704 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:56
Two arms, one eye and a mouth that spat. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:54	responses 668 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:54
Aaargh, attack of the psycho sofa killers. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:53	responses 696 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:53
Beep beep, here come da headless chicken of a corpse. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:52	responses 942 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:52
What did you do ? 40 or 50 ? I'm not talking about the party either. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:51	responses 596 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:51
Captain Pugwash and Master Bates, Yo Ho Ho, and axle grease. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:47	responses 898 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:47
Hickory Dickory Dock, I've got lipstick round my ear. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:46	responses 732 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:46
How's your bum for love bites. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:46	responses 2,706 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:46
I'm going stick my tongue right down the back of your trousers. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:45	responses 575 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:45
Ip dip dog doo, Salvador and Margaret sit on the loo. by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:44	responses 653 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:44
Victorian Novels by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:42	responses 530 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:42
Skateboarding by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:39	responses 436 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:39
Car Drivers by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:37	responses 443 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:37
Milli Vanilli by darmstadt Started by darmstadt, 2 April 2011, 06:35	responses 505 views	Last Post by darmstadt 2 April 2011, 06:35