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Beep beep, here come da headless chicken of a corpse.

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    Beep beep, here come da headless chicken of a corpse.

    After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in
    bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.
    "Tell me, how are you feeling now?" he asked.
    "A lot better, thank you," purred the star in reply. "But one thing
    does bother me. When will I be able to resume a normal sex life?"
    "Oh, that's rather hard to say," said the doctor. "I've never been
    asked that after a tonsilectomy before."
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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