There was a Mercedes driver, a BMW driver and an Audi driver who all
went parachuting together. The Mercedes driver jumped first, pulled the
cord and gently floated down. The Audi driver jumped next, pulled his
cord and gently floated down. The BMW driver then jumped, pulled his
cord and nothing happened, pulled the emergency cord and nothing
happened. He went shooting past the Audi driver who upon seeing him
go past said, "Nothing overtakes me", and promptly unharnessed his
parachute.
went parachuting together. The Mercedes driver jumped first, pulled the
cord and gently floated down. The Audi driver jumped next, pulled his
cord and gently floated down. The BMW driver then jumped, pulled his
cord and nothing happened, pulled the emergency cord and nothing
happened. He went shooting past the Audi driver who upon seeing him
go past said, "Nothing overtakes me", and promptly unharnessed his
parachute.
