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4Ann Widdecombe0.00%0Margaret Beckett25.00%1The Queen75.00%3Mo Molem0.00%0 -
your sister from behind if she wore a bag.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Ive already had your mum and she said your brother was sh1t.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You missed the
'All of them but in what sequence' option.
(DG in 'your wife, goes a bit does she, eh, does her bit for the troops eh?' mode)Why not?Comment
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Originally posted by Mr CrosbyNo one, I'm celibateHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Andywnot through choice ! I bet !
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by Mr CrosbyNo one, I'm celibateBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
International Talk Like a Pirate DayComment
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As little Mo is deader than the T*ory's chance of forming the next Government, it does cut the choice down somewhat. I'd have to go for Lizzie...purely for status value, and the fact she was a stunner in her younger years.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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