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4Ann Widdecombe0.00%0Margaret Beckett25.00%1The Queen75.00%3Mo Molem0.00%0 -
your sister from behind if she wore a bag.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Ive already had your mum and she said your brother was sh1t.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You missed the
'All of them but in what sequence' option.
(DG in 'your wife, goes a bit does she, eh, does her bit for the troops eh?' mode)Why not?Comment
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so you're married thenOriginally posted by Mr CrosbyNo one, I'm celibate
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I was put off after the incident with the 4inch diameter love beads.Originally posted by Andywnot through choice ! I bet !
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Like his father, and his father before him.Originally posted by Mr CrosbyNo one, I'm celibateBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
International Talk Like a Pirate DayComment
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As little Mo is deader than the T*ory's chance of forming the next Government, it does cut the choice down somewhat. I'd have to go for Lizzie...purely for status value, and the fact she was a stunner in her younger years.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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