My neighbours

[CaribbeanPirate]

I’ve just been round to the shop to get some milk (because Andyw has been a slacker and not filled up the shelves at Tesco’s). In front of me in the queue was a woman that sounded exactly like Waynetta from Harry Enfield and Chums. Looked a little bit like her too. Here purchases clinched it: packet of fags and a blue WKD.

At least she is English, there are very few of us around here.

[Ardesco]

Probably because she is destorying her body with fags and alcohol. Who would you rather shag, a fit eastern european who knows how to cook, eats well, and cleans up after you very quickly with no complaints.

Or a fat schlaaaagg who eats junk food and spends her days smoking and getting wasted.....

I know which i would pick

[CaribbeanPirate]

... would you rather shag, a fit eastern european who knows how to cook, eats well, and cleans up after you very quickly with no complaints.

Too right I would. But there is not many of those round here either. Most of the under-sixties round here are Bengali.

[EternalOptimist]

Too right I would. But there is not many of those round here either. Most of the under-sixties round here are Bengali.

Ben who ??