They've spent all afternoon feeling up ladies shirt potatoes instead of traversing a Java tree like I told 'em.
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Oh it's like Dear Deirdre in this thread.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThey've spent all afternoon feeling up ladies shirt potatoes instead of traversing a Java tree like I told 'em.
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No, feeling potatoes, it should be Dear DesireeOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh it's like Dear Deirdre in this thread.
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Eek is a Java Tree? Methinks an urban dictionary entry is coming up.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWhat's a Java tree?
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