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    Plan F

    With all the eastern european talent flooding in the blighty
    is brothel running a booming business ?surely beats contracting.

    #2
    Surely there's an opportunity for a market tester? That is, test and rate the goods prior to the market?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Testing sounds good.

      I'll take the 1st 10.

      Just now need to find a really big bed.
      Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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        #4
        Originally posted by wc2
        Testing sounds good.

        I'll take the 1st 10.

        Just now need to find a really big bed.
        I'm afraid as Tester in Chief, you'll have to take my sloppy seconds.

        Countdown to Light Relief .....
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Of course all these women will need to be contractors.

          If permie they will......

          Expect to undertake training in things they already know how to do
          Never finsh the job
          Expect holidays & sick pay
          Grump to the PiMp if there is too much shagging
          Grumo if someone else is not shagging as much as them
          Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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            #6
            To run as an equal opportunity business male pros will also be supplied.
            So all those wanting to be tester they will be tested first our gay customers

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              #7
              Originally posted by andy
              To run as an equal opportunity business male pros will also be supplied.
              So all those wanting to be tester they will be tested first our gay customers
              Sounds to me like you're already an Albanian brothel owner ...
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Though of the ad..
                Hardware/software massage server operators wanted for relief shift. Backup (but not compulsory) Antivirus a must. Plenty a ram experience helpful.
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