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Sounds to me like you're already an Albanian brothel owner ...Originally posted by andyTo run as an equal opportunity business male pros will also be supplied.
So all those wanting to be tester they will be tested first our gay customers

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To run as an equal opportunity business male pros will also be supplied.
So all those wanting to be tester they will be tested first our gay customers
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Of course all these women will need to be contractors.
If permie they will......
Expect to undertake training in things they already know how to do
Never finsh the job
Expect holidays & sick pay
Grump to the PiMp if there is too much shagging
Grumo if someone else is not shagging as much as them
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I'm afraid as Tester in Chief, you'll have to take my sloppy seconds.Originally posted by wc2Testing sounds good.
I'll take the 1st 10.
Just now need to find a really big bed.
Countdown to Light Relief .....
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Testing sounds good.
I'll take the 1st 10.
Just now need to find a really big bed.
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Surely there's an opportunity for a market tester? That is, test and rate the goods prior to the market?
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