How Green is Her Valley

[Alf W]

How come no-one's mentioned that very rude video of that Welsh bird off of Big Brother that's doing the rounds?

I believe someone's posted the URL on the popbitch.com discussion board. Perhaps our 'working from homers' or 'resting' contributors could research?

[Spartacus]

Shaven.

[Phoenix]

This URL is almost as important as our timesheets!!

[Spartacus]

No, DimPrawn is Spartacus, I'm Spod.

[Spartacus]

This URL is almost as important as our timesheets!!

http://www.sendspace.com/file/i9m8i2

[DimPrawn]

I'm Spartacus!

[The Master]

I am the Master and you will obey me.

[Phoenix]

What was the question?

[The Master]

Yes, Master.

Oh Evil One, your wish is my command...

Good lad. Just go and hand out these plastic daffodils for me, would you. As a Welsh giant alien lizard, this should not arouse the suspicions of the Earth authorities.

[The Master]

Ah, I'm not falling for that one again. The Doctor does it to me all the time.

Suffice it to say they exploit a fundamental weakness of the human form.