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Friday Poem...

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    Friday Poem...

    Your Missus

    I never believed what people said
    That me missus liked other blokes in her bed
    So I'll tell you my story,
    Each word it is true
    Just in case it should happen to you

    Came home from work
    Early one night
    Walked into my house
    And had quite a fright
    My missus was chained
    From her toes to her head!
    She saw me and fainted -
    When recovered she said......

    "Oh Harry, you gave me a terrible shock -
    I was trying my lovely new chain-mail frock!!"

    I chose to believe when I looked in her eyes
    Just couldn't conceive that she'd ever tell lies

    Then later that week
    On returning from darts
    I noticed my wife had the terrible farts
    I asked her "Pour quoi?"
    She replied as such -
    "The eggs, they were off
    And I ate far too much!!"

    I thought nothing of it,
    Settled down for a nap,
    But was aroused from my slumber
    By our squeaky cat-flap

    I thought this quite odd
    As our cat was long dead
    Then through sleepy-hazed eyes
    I could see this blokes head!

    I jumped from my chair
    And I pointed with blame
    "This man is your lover,
    Now tell me his name!"

    She tried to stay calm
    But her voiced dripped with fear
    And she feebly offered.......
    "It's the milkman my dear!"

    I should have paid heed
    To the words people said
    Indeed it did seem
    That she liked 'giving head'!

    I confronted her thus,
    In response she did say,
    "But to you I can't do it -
    I think that you're gay!"

    I took a deep breath
    Told her "Don't hit the roof,
    But it seems now's the time
    For the sharing of truth.........

    Don't take it too hard,
    But the truth of all this
    Is the 'Mr' you married
    Was at one time a 'Miss'!!"
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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