Rock

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Let's start at the very beginning as maria would say

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Metallica have to be the cheesiest rock band going...

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Sorry, bon jobby...

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Sorry Scorpions,

Do people actually buy this tulip?

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Metallica have to be the cheesiest rock band going...

Not as cheesy as their fans...

I had the fun of watching 25,000 Metallica fans at one of their concerts at the O2. Wandering round outside they were a scarey bunch of sods. But when they got into the arena they just sat in their seats and moshed mike something out of Wayne's world.

I have never seen anything like it. My mate had freebie hospitality tickets because funnily enough no one else wanted them. We drank all the beer and buggered off to find something better to do.