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    five alive.

    This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

    In response to the question, Do you have anyone dependent on you?,

    The man wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".

    The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

    The man's response back to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?"

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    Originally posted by Higgs Boson View Post
    This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

    In response to the question, Do you have anyone dependent on you?,

    The man wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".

    The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

    The man's response back to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?"
    All the f*kwits at HMRC of course

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