Dancing and pulling girls

[Bitbucket]

Oh I see , then just put 40 quid in your wallet and forget about the formalities.

[Bitbucket]

Also bit more advice after number 8 , hide your car out of the way , they tend to get dented a bit I had a nice BMW325i that got a couple of dents in the doors the day after.

Also, and it hurts me to even mention this, my Manchester City memorabilia collection got burnt to ash on one occasion , better go now as my keyboard is filling up with tears just remembering it.

[sasguru]

I know what Danish girls want

Lard?

[wc2]

Lard?

[Troll]

10) For thoes that do want to settle down , one child when your about 34 is about the limit , dont go for the boy /girl pair that all couples want , they will drive you both nuts.

gotta disagree.... it is the patriotic duty of all whites to have at least 3 kids- otherwise you are not replacing yourselves and the ethnics will take over... oh looks like they may have anyway!

[Mordac]

I know what Danish girls want, and they can't get enough of me!

Luckily enough there's plenty to go round...

[Mordac]

All very well Bitbucket, but as I understand it, he just wants a quick shag.

And with a technique like that, I reckon he'd struggle to manage a wank...

[zathras]

A question ... or two.

I am learning to dance - will I pull more girls once I have learnt?

Do I actually have to be any good or will my natural enthusiasm win the day?

Particularly interested in comments from any girlies on the site!

Discuss please....

You mean you have n't pulled AT the dance lessons?

[Joe Black.]

Have u tried rohypnol?

[Mr Crosby]

Have u tried rohypnol?

Yes, but I find it hard to walk let alone dance afterwards.