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    On monday when I finished mowing the side lawn a local labrador wandered onto the grass, sat down, stuck his head between his legs and proceeded to lick his b*llocks.
    Later on my cat, Brewster-Roustabout, came out , stuck his head between his legs and started to lick his @rsehole clean.

    Now this is a quite telling observation on the difference bewteen cats and dogs. So whose side are you on, then canines or the felines ?


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    #2
    Being the dogs bollox sounds decidedly contractor like.

    Licking @rses clean sound like a permie pastime.

    Dog it is then.

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      #3
      I am amazed.

      And this labrador didn't mind your cat licking his a*se?
      See, it's all gone downhill since the lefties took control. Time was they'd have hanged your cat, and probably you as well. Now it's probably compulsory!!!!!
      Why not?

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        #4
        Is it bleached?

        See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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          #5
          If it is a question about licking I prefer pussy, though I may have entirely missed the point of the question!
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
            If it is a question about licking I prefer pussy, though I may have entirely missed the point of the question!
            sometimes I suspect that the people on this forum may be deliberately mis-interpreting some of the posts.


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