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    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Brillo married again !

        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                "I never understood wind.You know, I know
                windmills very much.
                I have studied it
                better than anybody
                else. It’s very expensive.
                They are made in China
                and Germany mostly.
                —Very few made here, almost none,
                but they are manufactured, tremendous
                —if you are into this—
                tremendous fumes. Gases are
                spewing into the atmosphere. You know
                we have a world
                right?
                So the world
                is tiny
                compared to the universe.
                So tremendous, tremendous
                amount of fumes and everything.
                You talk about
                the carbon footprint
                — fumes are spewing into the air.
                Right? Spewing.
                Whether it’s in China,
                Germany, it’s going into the air.
                It’s our air
                their air
                everything — right?
                A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
                After a certain number
                they make you turn the windmill off.
                That is true.
                —By the way
                they make you turn it off.
                And yet, if you killed one
                they put you in jail.
                That is OK.
                You want to see a bird graveyard?
                You just go.
                Take a look.
                A bird graveyard.
                Go under a windmill someday,
                you’ll see
                more birds
                than you’ve ever seen
                in your life."
                ~ D. Trump
                12/21/2019
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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