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24 April 2020, 08:48

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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24 April 2020, 09:35

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
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24 April 2020, 10:33

"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
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24 April 2020, 14:47

Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy

I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.
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24 April 2020, 15:26

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picking up the hoover in a property that has 30 bedrooms would probably take a month to complete? FFS they need crayons.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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24 April 2020, 16:14

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24 April 2020, 17:46

OK, i drank some disinfectant and got under the sunbed.

now what??
did i do it in the wrong order??
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