Joan Collins in Hospital

[pacharan]

...apparently.

Has had all the normal cosmetic surgery, facelift, boob enhancements etc and has now gone in for a bit of a tidy up "down south".

Op was a success and she came round to find a card from a well wisher on her nighstand.

It read:

Dear Joan,

Get well soon.

P.S. Ta very much for the new ears.

Love,

Niki Lauda.

[hyperD]

...apparently.

Has had all the normal cosmetic surgery, facelift, boob enhancements etc and has now gone in for a bit of a tidy up "down south".

Op was a success and she came round to find a card from a well wisher on her nighstand.

It read:

Dear Joan,

Get well soon.

P.S. Ta very much for the new ears.

Love,

Niki Lauda.

An oldie but a goldie

[wobbegong]

Puts me in mind of that schoolboy favourite;

Q: What's the difference between Joan Collins and a Kit-Kat?
A: You only get four fingers in a Kit-Kat.

[TestMangler]

Puts me in mind of that schoolboy favourite;

Q: What's the difference between Joan Collins and a Kit-Kat?
A: You only get four fingers in a Kit-Kat.

or, what was the similarity between Joan Collins and the Herald of Free Enterprise ?

[wobbegong]

or, what was the similarity between Joan Collins and the Herald of Free Enterprise ?

Don't know that one. The only 'Herald of Free Enterprise' one I remember is;

Q: What's the similarity between 'Herald of Free Enterprise' and a used condom?
A: They're both roll-on roll-off and full of dead semen/seamen.