Originally posted by Churchill
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Perhaps you're a fuqwit and they don't like dealing with you, has this ever crossed your mind?Originally posted by FellmanWell 2, but the same lame excuses apply.
I've had numerous contracts through futures and wouldn't hesitate to work through them again. In fact they've supplied one of my new recruits and have proven themselves on both sides of the equation.
Dodgy, we're recruiting staffers, I'll send you the job spec when I get it.Comment
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Perhaps, but my successes out-weigh my defeats.Originally posted by ChurchillPerhaps you're a fuqwit and they don't like dealing with you, has this ever crossed your mind?
I've had numerous contracts through futures and wouldn't hesitate to work through them again. In fact they've supplied one of my new recruits and have proven themselves on both sides of the equation.
Dodgy, we're recruiting staffers, I'll send you the job spec when I get it.
Could you be one of the candidates that they put up against me?Comment
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I very much doubt it. Junior roles aren't my gig.Originally posted by FellmanPerhaps, but my successes out-weigh my defeats.
Could you be one of the candidates that they put up against me?Comment
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CF Lacky:- "Boss!, Boss! I have a role her ethat no-one has applied for what shall I do?"
CF Management Type:- "Why don't you do a Google for "Contractor" and see where they all "hang out"?........Mutters to himself...."Dumb feck"!
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I find it hard to believe that this thread has reached 3 pages with no sniggers over someone being called Jezz Maycock.
Standards are either slipping or I'm spending too much time over in "Test Please Delete".Comment
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Probably just a "Stage Name"Originally posted by PRC1964I find it hard to believe that this thread has reached 3 pages with no sniggers over someone being called Jezz Maycock.
Standards are either slipping or I'm spending too much time over in "Test Please Delete".Comment
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Well spottedOriginally posted by PRC1964I find it hard to believe that this thread has reached 3 pages with no sniggers over someone being called Jezz Maycock.
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He's got a wife you know....
Monty Python Mode Off/His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I think I know his brother Suck............Suck Maycock!!Originally posted by MordacWell spotted
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He's got a wife you know....
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