Zeity - sorry to break this to you - but she does not love you anymore. Its time to move on. For pastures new.......
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Oh she did. But she hid it very very well.Originally posted by zeitghost
I suspect she didn't love me in the first place.

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I think she was fine -- until that incident which meant she is now under your patio..
good effort in keeping a thread alive to make out you are innocent though...
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Zeity does not bury his victims. He eats them. With a nice Chianti....Originally posted by original PM View PostI think she was fine -- until that incident which meant she is now under your patio..
good effort in keeping a thread alive to make out you are innocent though...

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and there was me thinking you liked a lot of ketchup on the sideOriginally posted by zeitghostAnd fava beans.
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There is a rumour that janey will return on the final day of cuk - like a horsewoman of the apocolypse.Comment
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And Hell followed with her?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThere is a rumour that janey will return on the final day of cuk - like a horsewoman of the apocolypse.
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They nailed your dick to the perch then?Originally posted by zeitghostI'm not a Norwegian Blue yet, I'll have you know.
It's not nails that's keeping me upright.
It's viagra.
Booom boooom.
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