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You can lead a headbanger to water, but you can't make it wash.

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    You can lead a headbanger to water, but you can't make it wash.

    Famous Artists presents -
    Belive it or else - Well known phrases.
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    Van Gogh.

    "Hear hear!" is now known as a phrase indicating agreement, but it
    originated as a taunt flung at Vincent Van Gogh ("Ear ear!") making
    fun of the fact that he had lost an ear on the Paris to Arles express
    and could'nt afford the lost property fee to reclaim it.
    An even less well known fact is that Vincent later lost his other ear
    when he chopped it off accidentally with his golf club during the
    second Post-Impressionist Open at Tours. His backswing has been
    described by Jack Niclaus as "just awful".
    Vincent declined to retrieve the ear, explaining :- "Merde! Sacre
    nom du nom! Cochon!"("What! And spoil my best tee shot ever?").
    Unfortunately for Vincent, the ear, although powerfully struck, was
    hooked quite badly and landed in the heavy rough with little hope
    of making the green in two. This 2nd loss led to the famous line in
    the film "Lust For Ears" when Mrs. Gaugin says to Vincent "To lose
    one ear, Mr. Van Gogh, may be regarded as misfortune; to lose two
    looks like carelessness." And Vincent replies, "Pardon?"

    Degas

    Edgar Degas, top line impressionist master, was well known for his
    penchant for driving fast, expensive sports cars - very slowly.
    "Ed" made his friends so impatient they were in the habit of stamping
    on his foot over the accelerator. This gave rise to the phrase
    (meaning 'speed up') of "step on Degas."

    Da Vinci

    Leonardo 'Nobbler' Da Vinci, all round renaissance genius and
    veteran midfield ace of the first Juventus team invented a football
    which when kicked by the opposition sprouted knives that chopped
    off their kneecaps, but when kicked by Juventus sped unerringly
    towards the goal. It was Leonardo who coined the phrase (during the
    infamous match later known as "The Battle of Anghiari"), "Isa no
    foul, ref. He's afallin' over my foot" after decapitating Anghiari's
    Captain Paolo 'no kneecaps' Uccello.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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