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    Hello Mr Crosby! I am still shackled to the oven following our man on man love session.

    It wouldn;t be so bad, but the whisk is still lodged "up there"

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      Originally posted by salty
      Hello Mr Crosby! I am still shackled to the oven following our man on man love session.

      It wouldn;t be so bad, but the whisk is still lodged "up there"



      i was about to query if he had ever come across a woman before, such was his obsession, but perhaps the terminology isn't quite right!
      Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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        Please help, the cuffs are chaffing my gimp suit

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          Salty

          I need the whisk for my cake making classes later, can you leave it on the table next to the phone please.

          See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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            Originally posted by salty
            Hello Mr Crosby! I am still shackled to the oven following our man on man love session.

            It wouldn;t be so bad, but the whisk is still lodged "up there"



            absolutely fabulous
            are there any pics?
            "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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              Originally posted by janey


              absolutely fabulous
              are there any pics?
              I think a trade could be arranged.

              See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                Originally posted by Mr Crosby
                I think a trade could be arranged.
                think I've inadvertently joined a dating site... my mistake!
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  Originally posted by janey
                  think I've inadvertently joined a dating site... my mistake!
                  You mean its not.

                  See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                    Originally posted by Mr Crosby
                    You mean its not.


                    I'll find some web address for you!

                    or I'm sure some people on here already have addresses at their fingertips! suggestions anyone?
                    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                      Originally posted by janey


                      I'll find some web address for you!

                      or I'm sure some people on here already have addresses at their fingertips! suggestions anyone?
                      No dwarfs though please.

                      See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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