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It's a strange thing , jizz

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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Mary Poppins nearly asked me to post this.


    I was thinking what a strange thing for people to get worked up about. I mean, I'm just as guilty as anyone , but isnt it odd ? and f@nny batter ?

    odd

    Sometimes I wish I was a hamster, or a fruit-bat. then I wouldnt have to worry about stuff like this





    What I find really odd is why it's sort of luminescent in a night clubs toilet. I mean I know they put those lights in to stop you from jacking up, but surely it shouldn't look like some sort of radioactive slime should it?

    Don't you find that???
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Jizz Wailers




      The group are classified as jizz-wailers, which, according to the Star Wars Encyclopedia, refers to a "musician who plays a fast, contemporary, and upbeat style of music
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        Ah Jizz.... I wondered where the thread had gone
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          #14
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Don't use yer fingers after playing brass wound strings.

          I would suggest it's the other way round mate. You don't want to be getting jizz all over your new brass wound strings. Definately dulls the tone.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            What on god's green earth is f@nny batter?
            NSFW, but you probably guessed that...
            Fanny Batter - ARRSEpedia
            Still Invoicing

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              What on god's green earth is f@nny batter?
              Oh come on, MP!! You'll be telling us next that you've never heard of helmet cheese or beef curtains.



              We're not fooled you know.
              The vegetarian option.

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